Desi: its ok, just breath and push... i wonder *rubs tummy gently*

jake
*squeezes your hand really tight and pushes*

momo: slap her again and see what you get ¬_¬

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Desi: OUCH!!! KEEP PUSHING!!!

COME ON BABY!! COME OUT!!!

Jake: *slaps you* SHUT UP!!!! DESI ISH IN LABOR!!!

momo
you are so grounded for slapping your mother while she is in labor!
Jake
*keeps pushing*

Momo: oh and you think i can't see or feel that she is *points to hand getting crushed*

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Desi: its coming, keep going!

Desi: NUUUUUUUUU!!! *dies* I had a weird dream last night, my mom had another baby and weird things were happening to the baby..... ._.

momo
DON'T TELL ME THAT NOW!
Jake
*pushes harder squeezing your hand even tighter*

Desi: WHY NOT?! >.>

MOMO
oh i dunno cause im IN LABOR!

Desi: AYIEEEEEE!!! *sees the baby come out and catches it with one hand* well done desi, its a... (you choose)

Desi: SO? I HAD A BABY LAST WEEK AND I'M PREGNANT AGAIN!!! UH I MEAN....PIE!!!!

Momo
liar -3-

Desi: *Hides the baby* Am not!

momo
are to.-3-

Desi: *places the baby down slowly and sneeks away*

Jake
WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?

Desi: ummmmm... to errrrr... get some.... popcorn?

Jake: *grabs you and drags you back to desi* >.> Be a good baby daddy and help desi take care of the baby!!

jake
thats funny haha YOUR NOT LEAVING ME DAMN IT!
*breaks your hand*if you leave me now i will hurt you.

Momo: i will... how did you have one anyway O_O

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Desi: im sorry *lays on the floor crying*

Jake: Well Timmy, when an Man and a woman have strong feelings for each-other they have something called sex. :rofl:

jake
then help me.

Momo: ¬_¬ i know, but who with?
Desi: :gonk:

Jake: Nun-ya.