WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? *Is crying*

ew ew ewwwwwww. Organ eating worms!!! stay away!!! o.o *holds laser out* IT WAS MOOMOO's fault!

*Is crying waterfalls now* Noooooo! It took my.... my... man parts! T_T

IT WAS! *rips off worm and sews REAL man parts to uke and uses an iron to heal the wound* ALL BETTER NOW!

*Goes out blank again, this time from the pain*

momo, you could've at least warned him! Besides... you sewed it on backwards... >.>

oh gawd..*rips it off and sews it on the right way* opps...I forgot his balls. *rips it off and sews them back on there* I think thats the right way...*shaves hair off of it* there~

((Hehe now I am busy drawing, oh dear you guys are bad for my imagination ))

*Is still out blank*

*shakes you* wake up or I will do something to your man stuff! :gonk:

:D awshum. No one will EVER notice.

but someone might notice the the hair...so I shaved it~

Well that's what happens when you give someone who normally has black hair BLONDE haired parts... >.>

*Wakes up* No! No! No! Please don't! *Voice is strangely high pitched*

...maybe I should rip them off and look for parts with black hair on them...is that okay uke?

I'll help too. :3 LASER MANPART SURGERY

PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THEM ANYMORE!!! *Flails* It's okay this way! I don't mind! Seriously! *Is in a state of panic*

Nuuu no one is ever going to like them like that. *pins Uke down* OKAY MOMO ...

GO FOR IT! :D

Okay, we'll leave them alone.get off Hey! :gonk:

*Flails even more, but because uke is an uke, uke can't fight back*
((Oh the laws of yaoi, they are gruesome! ))

awwww but he's so helpless right now... and we need to help him Momo, he can't do it himself. :(

*comes out of pants leg and washes hands* get off of him! D:< *gets uke and hugs him* I hope this makes you feel better~

*Leans on Momo* A bit... *Sniffles*

OKAY! we'll do it later when he has recovered.

Okay! sounds like a plan. :) *hugs Uke* don't worry, we'll make it all better.

*huggles uke* aww *whispers* I wont do it! I will make sure you keep those man parts! *whipers*