Ok then

Any vampire that sparkles in the sunlight and wears preppy clothes REALLY needs to get identity counseling. Bad.

Being preppy is NOT a bad thing.

Besides, it took Edward four books to get laid. It took Harry seven.

Honestly, I prefer the airforce too... If I ever worked for the military, it would have to be airforce... or engineer, perhaps.

I miss AFJROTC days. Whenever I'm around the Army & Air Force area of school (apparently my university has two different JROTC units) I see my friend that I went to high school with and he became Group Commander of our high school's unit and I'm like...DUDE I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!

But not THAT much. There were bitches there that talked shit about me, too. High school does it to you, I guess.

Most of my friends that actually entered the Armed Forces picked Air Force too!

You have to be smart to get into airforce... The military does check your IQ.

@ Marguiete: True, but at least Harry didn't get laid by a whiney little wimp like Edward did!

@ Toth: Last I checked all the services check your IQ. I don't think the Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, or Coast Guard like having total idiots in their ranks.

Exactly, Taiyo... I'm just saying the ari force is a little more strict.

Didn't know that. Guess I wouldn't be very good for the Air Force then....*laughs nervously*

They also check for mental problems, last I heard.

Yep. All services do that. They also check for fishy-looking scars and tattoos.

All that being the case, I must wonder quietly to myself, as to how my father got in. lol.

...I'm sarof by the way. hello. :)

Hello sarof. It's not like they don't allow tattoos, they just can't be too fishy.

*is presently having a mental breakdown* :XP

no no no. I mean he is a moron. lol. (I do not like the man. He is fail.) He wasn't even kicked out. he just did one tour. peacetime. natch. Although now he does have quite a few tattoos. lol.

Wow...how did he get in? The military doesn't like morons, that's one thing I learned in NJROTC. If you're stupid, then they don't like you. What level of stupid are we talking about here, sarof?

A blithering idiot, who can neither hold a decent job, nor keep himself from cheating on his woman. Again I do not like the man, and only consider him my father in the biological sense of the word. ...on a happier note I haven't seen him in two years or so. I feel good about that. lol.

ugh. I must sleep now. German final tomorrow. Wish me luck. lol.

Viel Gluck, Herr Sarof! Meine Deutschtest ist am Freitag.

And he is a moron. I know my dad's dumb enough to incapable of holding a job, but at least there's still some part of the IQ gene that hasn't been completely corrupted. Again I wonder; how the hell can someone as idiotic as your dad end up in the military? If he hadn't left himself, they probably would've kicked him out for simply being a moron.

*sneaks in*

hello.....

Hi. you came in just as I was getting ready to get off for SLEEP!!! My first two finals are tomorrow, and I wanna be awake! Night everyone and hope I survive!

Aww...what a shame.

I SURVIVED MY FIRST COLLEGE FINAL!!!!!! *flops down on the floor* One more today, and then I can do whatever the hell I want tomorrow!

I trounced my German final. I think I got an A or a high B. :) I enjoyed it actually. Kinda an ego boost. Now I'm doing my geology final. It's take home, open book, open internet, open note, open anything that's not a person. lol. I love my professors. They were all awesome this semester. My German professor even baked us cookies on test days man! How awesome is she?

I just finished my German final too - though I feel slightly more iffy about it! Haha

BlackCart: Was Universitat studierst du bei? He he. Yay German.

Meine Deutschtest ist am Freitag. yay...

And from the looks of it, I'm gonna have a fucked-up educational career.

-_- Finals week. Poor Uni Thread~~