Lol. Viagra for crashing into something, huh? Niiiice.

How the fuck does that even work? Did he hurt his dick? Redneck dick! Must be the grossest kind of dick in the world!

It's camo.

Rednecks are fun when looked at from afar.

Like on a safari.

Watching them talk, make home remedies and have sex. Maybe it is even fun to watch them cook, since you never know what the fuck will they cook.

And how much gasoline they'll use.

>.> Eww.

Wifeasaurus Rex!

*Rawwwwrs!*

You said my name??

I let the tenturtles go today. I am still upset.

Aww, why? That is not fair.

Awhhh. You just got them. What happened?

I let them go so they could prepare for the winter. Without a permanent home, I can't take them anywhere.

I wanted to use them to conquer the world with you.

Awh. I thought you bought them.

No, I found them stuck between some train tracks.

I found a dead guy under your mom. Cheer up, it is probably for the best you let them go.

Ahhkay. I'm glad it wasn't some "you must get rid of them" command from your parents despite the fact that you'd bought them.

I just worry about something happening to them since I'm not around to protect them now.

*pokes her head in*
Who needs protection?

Me probably, and Vix's turtles. Hello, also.

They will be fine as any animal in the wild. You can do nothing about it now, you still did the right thing.

*points to a few previous posts*

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I would have liked to watch them grow fat.

Well, they're wild animals it seems, they should be alright if you released them in a good place.

I know... but they are better off in the wild now, since they would be improperly cared for with you. Though you would have done your best for them.