daddy: were just kidding!...F***

Coy I disown you.
We're getting a divorce!
HEY LADIES IM SINGLE!
ANY TAKERS?? ;D

I'LL TAKE YOU! *drags you under my bed*

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SHHHH! NO TALKING DIRTTY! MY MOM IS IN THE ROOM!

I'm sorry momo. I can't allow you to take me.
You're jailbait.

xD I'm joking. :P and I can take remmy, shes three years older then me so I can be with her! >D :rofl: jk

*raises hand* I'll hit that :P

/gets with Diamond/

I'm totally cheating on you now Coy.
HOWS IT FEEL?!

I guess daddy and mommy are gong to fight over who gets me :c

You whore.

I HATE YOU BEO.

TT A TT

-runs away-

Oh and Momo, I get you. Because I'm the better parent for not molesting you.

/makes out with Diamond/

DOESNT FEEL TO GOOD NOW DOES IT COY?!

Sorry Diamond I'm totally just using you for my own reasons.
I hope you're okay with that. ;D

Okay. *clings to mommy* xD

<3
I'm okay with this XD

-rages-

FINE. I WILL GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE. D':<

COME ON MOMO. MOMMY NEEDS A DRINK.

Okay. *goes with momy and wears thick clothing*

Momo.. how could you?!
AFTER ALL THE TIMES I UNDRESSED YOU WITH MY EYES!
after all I've done to you!
Fine.. go with your mother.
I HOPE SHE ABUSES YOU!

/humps Diamond/

I am just following orders! :gonk: *goes to daddy and hugs him*

Q ~ Q

-listens to secondhand serenade-

I hope you burn in hell Beo. You sick little beast.

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MOMO MOMMY WILL BUY YOU THE WORLD D:< LET ME BUY THE LOVE YOU HAD FOR YOUR FATHER.

Ohhh yeah. Thats what I thought.
mmmm.
/creeper be creepin/

...okay mommy...*goes to mommy*

GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE NOW MOMO!
I CAN BUY YOU THE WORLD ANNND PLEASE YOU ;D
Cuz I'm obviously a pedo now.

o-okay daddy....*goes to daddy*

/smug/
What now Coy?

TT A TT

WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU MOMO?!?!?!

-throws a tantrum-

AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
THE MOTHER DAUGHTER BOND
WOULD IT MAKE YOU HAPPY IF I TURNED INTO A SECOND FATHER?
CONSIDER IT DONE.

-now a man-

Q A Q

MOMMY PLEAS DON'T BE MAD! :gonk: *glomps mommy*

YOU GET THE FACK OUT OF HERE BEO BEFORE I RAGE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

-explodes-