MOMO YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR BOYFRIENDS. >:C

monmon: I was only kidding about the shiny nipple thing...And I should be able to have a bf if I want one! >:C

/protective mama bear mode.

/angrybear.gif

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And now he's totally ignoring me for facebooks. xD

...Oh no...Now I will never be able to leave the house without you asking me a million questions about what I did, who I saw, who I talked too, who I met, what I talked about, if I got a good grade, and more crap! :gonk:

:illgetu:
You'll never be able to have a boyfrand.
He will break your heart and I can't have that. /raooooar

I am not ignoring you. You're right over my shoulder. You think I'm not paying attention alla tiemz?

I can't see what you're writing though!
It makes shoulder-stalking less successful.

...thats not true! NOT ALL MEN ARE BAD MOOOM! D:< /goes into cute teenager who wants a bf mode

OMG YES THEY ARE.
THEY ALL WANT MY POOR SWEET INNOCENT FLOWERRRR. :cry:

holy cow... I'm just going to hide under the bed with all the zombies and what-not >.>

I just had to ask.

Who said I was innocent? :twisted:

be careful under there sparkle...there might be something cosmic and tentacle-y under there too.

quasievilgenius:...I don't want to know what you are talking about...

And actually momo, I have to agree with mon on this one.

Men are stupid and shallow and single-minded. Be a lesbian. No...wait. Strike that. Wimminz are crazy, evil, and manipulative.

Invest in a good toy and a lifetime supply of batteries.

The great and powerful 0z has spoken.

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momo: I was asking mon out loud whether she was referring to you by "innocent little flower"

HOW AM I GOING TO GET PREGNANT WHEN I AM OLDER IF I DON'T HAVE A MAN? :cry: :gonk:

Me. >:C you are too young to be anything but! :illgetu:

anti-sparkle: I think we lost him! Did I shove him under the bed too by mistake!?

omgomgomgomg
the poor zombies!!!

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BABIES ARE THE DEVIL.

monmon: Yeah I am still innocent....but I still want a bf! D:< THEY ARE NOT! D:< THEY ARE CUTE LITTLE BUNDLES OF JOY! D:< AND CRAP!

YES

wiminz are insane...just take me for example.

>:D

brb poking the boyfriend with a chip

She did. I'm currently eating it now.

hahaha. >:D He didn't see the post before I started poking him and got SO confused. ;)

...pshh *goes out and finds a bf anyway* xDDDD

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...XVq2hhhgsA&t=1

SEE?!
EVIL.

/sics the private eyes and knee-breakers to his house to have a "chat about his dating life"