YES I WILL *blubbers into a mummified octopus* **SNIFF* I thought you'd never ask!

Psh, sipping tea like classy biddies is always on the agenda.

you guys are like the same person... kinda scary :gonk:

And Facade, we will parade BUFF STUDS around our house all day and hire as hot pool boys for the both of us :drool:

Your legs are like the same leg, Linn. :shock: EEP!

-dips Woody and gives her a wet willy- :P
LET'S DRINK 10,000 GALLONS OF TEA FIRST, THEN!
...And it can all be out of fancy Indian samovars. :ninja:

my legs are wha? O_o... i didn't understand... like at all... dorkface

I dunno. :insane: The point is that...
-steals Linn's left leg and makes a leg lamp out of it like A Christmas Story-

YOU'VE GOT GAMS THAT ARE PERFECT FOR LAMP-MAKING, LINN! :hug:

awww thanks, facade!
they are pretty long *purrs at you like a tiger*

Ooh... Purring... Like a tiger... :drool:
-purrs back like a walrus-

oooo i love me a good walrus purr :drool:
*licks your whiskers*

Wooooh fanceeh! I've always *sniff* wanted a samovar!

*purrs like an 80 YO heavily made up cougar from Florida* Hon! You make me wanna smoke a pack of you a day through my ventilator!

:o!
-licks your tentacles-

...Wait... YOU DON'T HAVE TENTACLES!? :gonk:
Now this is just unforgivable. :talk2hand:
-packs up and leaves-

I've always wanted a samovar too, Woody! :squee:
And yeah... :love: Your purring is so much kinkier than Linn's! :o I bet YOU have tentacles... :kiss:

i'm not sorry i don't have tentacles... those things can get a little freaktastic!

Hon, my tentacles have tentacles

her mom has tentacles

Duuurh! Thus why you shouldn't mess with her! lol She will grab brooms with all her tentacles and have at you!

TOO MANY BROOMS!!!!
*runs away to the shower* be back in a bit, bitches... i'm sticky all ovah

*takes pictures of naked lin and sends them to iku* :ninja:

Momo! That's not right! (unless you cut me in on any profit)

:shock: The hell is happening right now!?

-pets Woody's tentacled tentacles- :heart: Mrrrow. =3

...
-pets Woody's mom's tentacles too-
:ninja: What? Two-timing is in my nature. :talk2hand:

Heyyyyaaaa : D

You're suppose to send them to me :talk2hand:

Hey sammich

wood: Hmm...Iku might kill me if I do that...but alright.
You can have some of the profit. I'll give you one dollar each time I sell one.

TD: GAHHH to many people want them...I might give you some of them. :stare:

hey sandy. ,3

-pets Momo's boobed rainbow- :heart:

Momo: I should be the first person you give them to! :talk2hand:

Howre you Terri and Moo? : 3