What does one do with a bag of doorknobs?

Minus Woody's inventions. :talk2hand: She's a fashionable princess, it doesn't count!
Maybe you should talk to your new co-worker about making stuff out of doorknobs next. :P You should freak the girl out on a daily basis! I SUPPORT YOUUU!

My real plan for the bag of doorknobs....Craigslist. 30.00 will get ya something like 8 doorknobs, vintage 1981. Might I also mention the uber tacky goldish coloring they have along with 30 years of wear from god knows how many hands?

LOL! Have they been sitting around for that long? :P
And hm... Put them on the Philly Craigslist. :ninja: I'll snatch 'em up!
As long as you supply me the $30. :roll:

Nope, they haven't been sitting around that long..Remember when I disappeared around Decemberish...Yeah, Daria did her own version of extreme home makeover.

De80sing a house involved many things, including nifty new doorknobs!

Instead of doorknobs in your doors, may I suggest rubber chickens? The kind that squeak.

WOODY EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER!

and lots of glitter! :drool:

Darnit! Where were you and these fabulous ideas in December!!!

Shucks. We missed the makeover wagon?! Hm... At least this wagon here hasn't left for Oregon! But...I am a little wary of the driver. What is he going to do with 50 pounds of salt pork and 45 pounds of sugar anyways?!

Glitter :drool: You know who makes fantastic glitter ?(don't hate now...) Martha Stewart. Go figure. I use her glitter on my faery wings. And my whooo-haa.

woody you got my laughing so bad with that whoo-ha comment my eyes are watering!!! :rofl:

<3 That's what I'm here for ;)

Obviously, I am in an uber spunky mood. I have no idea why.

Me too Woody...I should be moderating or something...DOH!

woody... i am still laughing! :lol:

Awww, and I became a FB update! Weooh! Live goal # 5,203 is COMPLETE!

You ARE moderating Daria. Us. We are a very rowdy bunch, you have to keep your eye on us!

it was so funny it had to be done, woodster!

;) Clitter jokes are always a good thing.

OMG. Martha Stewart is haunting my brain apparently today. As soon as I wrote that all I could think was:

:drool: woody has some all black lovin in her siggy!

Linny!!! OMG You know who the All-Blacks are?!?!?!?! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW MY HEAD JUST POPPED
and a little rugby playing angel flew out

Clitter! It's glitter, for your---:shock:

[I turned my yeast infection into a jewel collection!] <- Best. Line. Ever. :rofl:

Anyway, it's bedtime for me. :ninja: Night, my loves!

WHoooooo-haaaaaa <3

You are the best line ever love! Sweet dreams Facade!

of course i know who the all blacks are! kai was like my bestie at one point and he was all about the all blacks! i know mah shit right huuuuur!

have a good sleep, facadeykins!

<3 <3 awww. I'd like him. I love the All Blacks and their hot hakas... Ooooh yah. :drool: that's the stuff.

he was a year under me so i thought you would have at least known him... he played for our team too

XD I know! But I didn't. He very well may have helped us out...a lot of the guys on came to our practices to help. It was nice. I believe I was teased about being too nice at first on the Rugby field by Malavarka or...however you spell his name.

rawr. distracted myself plus kinda in a half-asleep mood right now

back fat is a douche nozzle... at a party last year i was leaning over and apparently my crack was hanging out and he stuck is finger in my butt crack! i decked him good, the fucker!