I only do that stuff with close friends but even then, it's pretty rare unless they have a nice butt. Then I'm all over it like white on rice ;)

i love me some ass and titty grabbin ;) i'm not a hater, i love it all!!

I think it's fun to smack butts so I pay more attention to them than boobies.

i smacked my stepmom's butt for the first time tonight... it was funny cause she so wasn't ready for it :lol:

Does she have a nice one? What'd she do?

she didn't really do anything... she was bent over into the cooler and i was walking by and got her with my whippy fingers! i stings more!! i never really checked out her butt before... it's... a butt :P

Aw it would've been funny if she had jumped up or thought you were your dad :lol:

I'm gonna go take a shower. Might be back later.

she was just sort of like 'heeeeey' hahaha but there isn't a lot of ass grabbing going on in this house lol

happy shower times!

Yup. I know. ;)

Glad you like your new name Linnonal! It's a bit much to type all the time, so how bouts I shorted it to Linn. Wait....DAMN! lol

I hope I bother you *rubs all over Linny*

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Oh, and I smack ppls butts and grab their boobies all the time XD Guy or girl

SEEE?! woody gets me! that's just how our school was! everyone did it, and it was like a universally accepted display of communication :yes: and nooo, you don't bother me woody, in fact i like when you rub yourself all over meh :drool:

i don't even know how to say that new name lol it just sounds so silly... but then i tried adding my real name instead of linn and it sounded even more ridiculous! :rofl:

HA! You're right, your name does sound more ridic. Hehehehe.

And yah, uh you pronounce it like this LINNonal (and you say the onal part fast and smooshed together)

*rubs a little more and adds cayenne pepper* :drool:

So uh, this girl right here is making homemade cinnamon buns at 11pm

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*raises hand slowly and wearily* I wanna new culture please Hulu - TMZ on TV: Is Casey Anthony Hot?

Siiiigh.

i told you it was more ridiculous!... well good thing we aren't a real famous couple, eh? :P
oh but i don't like spicy! :gonk:
i'm also not going to click that link cause just the title of it makes me think i am going to be very sad to click it
i read what you are doing on facebook, you crazy lady! but you should send some my way! :yes: oooooh yea!

ps... you should look at the pics from tonight's barbecue! there is a great one of me and it looks like i should be in a shampoo commercial or something! :lol:

Hahaha, ok, I'll go check em out right now.

And you no like spicy? *puts chocolate sauce over the cayenne*

ooo chocolate! *noms*

Yah you do! hahahaha, I was like, huh? the one in the chair. oh yah it does look nic...OOOOH yah. Never mind. THAT one.

;)

That looked like fun. My nieces were over to be babysat, and as I feared, glommed onto me instantly. Jess even tried to follow me into the bathroom, and I looked at her and was like.... 'really?'
I guess I should be flattered that I am THAT AWESOME

I don't like spicy either!

Whaaaaa? Spicy is the MAN

hahaha your nieces are so cute, woody! good girls :yes:

my friends boyfriend took it so i thought it was going to be terrible, but it wasn't as hideous as i thought and i am very judgmental of pictures of myself :P

i feel like vix should like spicy cause she is puerto rican :D

I know you are, but then so am I....so I think it's a lady thing. We nit pick over things NO ONE else sees

And they are little stinkers. The point of me staying home was to rest, that didn't happen, but it's cool. I took aspirin and we all did silly things

@Linn: I'm not Mexican like Dan!

I've slept with a Puerto Rican before *eyebrow waggle* well... He was part puerto rican...mostly italian ;)

I'd take an Italian over a Puerto Rican.

He was mostly Italian. I actually had NO idea he was Puerto Rican, and wouldn't until he told me.


OM:drool: Those cinnamon buns smell so good. I even put cinnamon chips in them. Oooh yah. I am gonna be a fat kid and have one STRAIGHT outta the oven. But tomorrow morning, I'll make a frosting and heat them up again

I have a thing for Italian men :ninja:

oh i think i know who woody means!! ;)