Obligatory intro board thread post go
 

I herped and I derped and I signed up for Menewsha. Soop?

Haha, that's hilarious. :)
Not much, just lazing around. Welcome to Menewsha! Need any help? Have any questions?

How ya doin'?

Hiya and welcome! There's an event going on currently so make sure you head to the event forum to check it out :) You get to throw cheesecake and win pies!

Okay this is legit. I want to herp and derp into a website now :D

Doin' alright over here. Work, kicking trees, and killing zombies makes for a pretty swell day.

Throwing cheesecake? HERESY

Thank you, kindly. I'll do my best.

Do it up. More fun than a pillow fight.

Thank ya, ma'am. Pleased to be here.

Hurp: Be careful! I remember a dude fracturing his foot kicking a tree. Don't want that to happen!

Awww im glad people find you super entertaining baby <333 it was good to go swimming with you today well you and my little yan keiro as well <3

Duly noted. I do try avoid breaking bits whenever I can. Just workin' the side kick to make sure my new boots can take the beating.

S'pretty good so far. Much more exploring to be done, however.

And you told me I was doing it wrong. Zangief will break the arms of a bear for your impudence.

and then he will owe me 7 gifts... =D

And ill get out of camp and be fforced to work in the office XD

What you read:
"Will break your arms."
What it actually says:
"Will break the arms of a bear."

There's a flaw in your argument.

WELL THEN THEY WILL OWE THE BEAR 7 PRESENTS FOR EACH ARM BROKE

THEN HE WILL GIVE THE BEAR SEVEN GIFTS OF FRACTURES TO THE FEMUR BONE

so mean can i fire him yet?

I'll do my best, thank you.

no really thought can i fire him?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA ZANGIEF FIRES YOU

AND THEN WRESTLES A BEAR

XD well then russia fires me so that he gets fired right? or does that not make any sense at all?

Stop trying to think so hard before you hurt yourself, dear.

but but but.... ugh your right? what am i doing awake right now i was like falling asleep in your car. i bet if i lye down id be knocked out cold though....

Sounds like a plan. Good night and what with the bed bugs and all that nonsense.

wait what are you going to sleep i dont want to go to sleep im not going to sleep are you going to sleep????