Just buy the fake money!

D: THAT IS SO UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED.

I don't want coins thrown at me though [gonk]
What about a tip jar

Strippers have a tip jar its called a thong.

....

I'm out. I just walked into something way too awkward.

noo.

X-X

Its been raining for the past 2 days here. Its gross but at least its cooler.

LOL. I"m sorry! Please come back!

oh lol. XD I luff the convo.
*sits down and enjoy*

Meave understands me!

The thing about buying fake money...
why do you use real money to buy fake money? O__O

Apparently that's how Australian strpi clubs work.

They work like that?
I'm confused now.

IDK its not like I've been to a strip club,
Thats just the answer I got when I googled it [rofl]

And you buy fake money so that you're not throwing coins at the strippers. They then cash the fake money in to get their money.

/THROWS COINS AT IGOR.

Why do they even let you in here [gonk]

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Then why are you throwing coins at me?? [gonk]

BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU.

See. Anarchy understands.

If she loves me why doesn't she go buy fake paper note money and then throw that at me?? Less dangerous!

She simply can't wait long enough to get the fake paper note money.

At least I tip generously.

I don't count bruising as a tip.

And sucks to her lack of patience!

Its not my fault you bruise easily!

Well it if your throwing coins at me [gonk]