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Tony looked at his boss like the man was insane. "You want me to do what?" He asked, hoping he had heard wrong. "You and McGee are going under cover as assassins." Gibbs said and Tony shook his head. "No, the other part..." He said, making Gibbs smirk and Ziva laugh. "The two men were gay lovers. You and agent McGee will need to share a bed, fake sex, maybe kiss a bit.. Is that a problem Dinozzo?" He asked and Tony nearly cried of horror. "No boss.." He said as went to find the McDork. When he did, he stopped. "We're going undercover....you're not going to like it..." He explained all Gibbs had assigned them and then looked McGee over. He couldn't believe he was going to have to do this. "Hmmm...you're bottoming." He said, being a tad inappropriate and not caring. It wasn't like they were really going to do anything anyway, he just didn't want to be staring up at McGee. He'd be happier staring down at Tim. "At least we get cool names." He said, grinning. "You're James Taylor and I'm Donoto Nica. My name's Italian.." He bragged. He shook his head and then grabbed Tim's hand. "Hmm..warm..just what I'd expect." He said, testing out this whole thing. "Get ready for me to do something terrible to you." He said and pushed McGee against the wall. He came really close to kissing him when Palmer walked by. Tony jerked hack as fast as he could. "This is NOT what it looks like." He claimed and Palmer just looked freaked out and untrusting. "You see, autopsy gremlin, we're on an undercover mission." Palmer nodded slowly. "Um...yeah...you might want to find a room of you plan on taking it under the covers.." Tony's jaw dropped. "I meant- -" Palmer walked off. "I have to go.." He said and Tony facepalmed. "I am going to die." He claimed. "I'll kiss you later. I'd rather get acquainted with it before we have to make it look real.." He'd never imagined he'd be kissing Tim McGee. He always thought about kissing hot women...not his coworker..maybe it wouldn't be to horrible, McGee had pretty lips for a man.. "Well, anyway, we need to start getting ready." He pecked Tim's lips lightly. "See you later James..." He said, going to pack his bags.

Tim had been down in Abby's lab, chatting with her about a new video game that they both were in to. She kissed him on the cheek before shooing him out of her area. She, after all, did have some work to do, even if she did enjoy talking to McGee about anything involving games or computers.
Tim had just gotten out of the elevator when Tony approached and he looked at him confused when the other man explained the mission they were going to be going on. He couldn't help but frown slightly at the whole him being the bottom comment. He'd try to talk his way out of it later. He wasn't completely sure why exactly he had to go on this mission with Tony and he was busy processing the information when the next thing he knew he was pushed up against the wall. He tensed up immediately when Tony leaned closer. He wasn't really going to kiss him.... Was he? He let out a sigh of relief as he watched the other walk away.
"That was weird..." he muttered, heading off so he could pack. He really hoped that this mission wasn't going to take too long. He didn't think he could stand being around Tony by himself for a long period of time. But he wasn't going to complain and get through this mission. He hoped it wasn't going to be as bad as he thought it was going to be.

Tony had gotten everything packed and went to find McGee. He planned on gettingnjust a tiny bit of practice really quick, no matter if McGee liked it or not. He wasn't going to look like he didn't know what he was doing or their cover just might be blown. If he had to make out with Tim to live, then so be it. He went to find the other agent, and once he did, he grabbed him by the waist, using one hand to tilt his head and give Tony access to his mouth. This time there was no Plamer to stop him, and he kissed the other the same way he would a woman. He found a few ajustments were needed when kissing a man. He could be rougher and add so much more passion. He licked at McGee's lips, about to invade his mouth with his tounge when Gibbs walked by. "Having fun Dinozzo?" He asked and Tony shook his head. "No boss, just practicing." He said, feeling humiliated. Gibbs walked off and Dinozzo studied Tim. "Hmm..it's not as awful as I thought. Anyway, let's go to the hotel room." He wasn't about to admit it, but McGee had the softest lips. He wanted to kiss him again, and he planned on doing it any chance he got on this mission.

Tim had just finished packing and was about to go find Gibbs to get more details about their mission since his mind kind of blanked when Tony was explaining it earlier. He still wasn't completely comfortable with the whole 'being in a relationship with Tony' part of it, but he figured it could be worse. Before he could take two steps though, Tony came up to him and unexpectedly kissed him. His mind blanked for a few moments before he managed to restart it. With his thoughts racing, he knew he should take this time to practice so they would look convincing as a couple since he was sure they were going to end up being watched. So he returned Tony's kiss, fighting off a blush and pleased when he managed to keep it off his face. When he had the chance to breathe again, he nodded and picked up his bag. "Lead the way." He had to agree with Tony on one thing... That wasn't as bad as he would have thought it would have been.

Tony walked to the elevator and wondered what was going on with him. He was feeling wild, lusty, the same he'd feel for some girl at a bar. He wanted the man next to him and he wanted him bad. Last time Tony had checked, he wasn't gay and
He certainly hadn't felt like this for McGee before, but now it was strong, powerful. He knew they were going to be in some really intimate situations this mission. They even had to fake sex and that wasn't something Tony wanted to do. He wanted it for real, no faking. There was a problem with that too though, because in order to make that fantasy a reality, he'd have to convice Tim of it and something told him that was a god awful idea. He didn't was McGee to know he was gay for him. If his coworker knew how he felt, he wouldn't allow Tony any closeness to him. He needed to be close to Tim during this. Maybe he'd tell him the truth after the mission was over. For now it was good to act like he didn't absolutely love making out with Tim. "So, what do you think of this job? I mean, I know I had to do this with Ziva, but even then Gibbs didn't tell me to kiss her. I guess our dead gay guys were passionate or something. Gibbs said ever night and sometimes throughout the day we need to fake..you know..what gay dudes do when they need to urm...soothe their...you know what, you know exactly what I'm talking about." He laughed. "At least he didn't say we really had to, because if we did, I would never bottom...no ever.. Never ever...in a bajillion years."

When they were finally at the hotel and in their rooms, Tiny ran in to claim his side of the bed. "Oo! This is my side!" she said, claiming the left, which was the side with the only bedside table. He put his stuff up and then looked at his partener. "But even if this is my side, I wouldn't complain of you decided to invade my territory." He was smirking, hoping that Tim wouldn't quite catch on to the fact he was really flirting and not just acting like it.

Tim's thoughts were racing. Even though he wasn't gay, he couldn't help but think it wasn't half bad kissing Tony. He had thought that it was going to be awful, but he was pleasantly surprised when that didn't seem to be the case. Who knows? Maybe this mission wouldn't be too bad.... The one thing that was really nightingale McGee though was the fact that he was going to have to pretend to have sex with Tony. Just he thought of that made him uncomfortable. He never really wanted to be in that type of situation with a man, especially with someone he considered to be q friend. He hoped that by pretending to be so intimate with each other, it wouldn't effect their friendship any. Despite the fact that the other man got on Tim's nerves, he truly did value their friendship. "I think this mission is going to be... Interesting." He said, following Tony to the car. He wa still surprised by the fact that Gibbs was actually telling them to do this.

Tim sat in silence for the car ride, more than relieved when they got to the hotel. He followed Tony up to their room and set his bag down by 'his' side of the bed. He didn't really care what side of the bed that he slept on... Just as long as he got to sleep on a bed. He roled his eyes as he sat down. "Thanks for the offer, but I'm going to have to pass."

Tony looked at him and fake pouted. "Aww..but what if I get lonely?" He suddenly shut up and Grabbed his gun, hearing a knock at the door. He had the gun ready and peaked put of the sight thingy to see who it was that requested entrance. It was just a bus boy and he opened the door. "Hi there." He said to the man who rolled in a little cart with fresh towels. "Hello sirs...I have brought fresh towels for you." He left them and looked at the two funny, then left. "Hmm..I like fresh towels..don't you James?" He didn't like the name James for McGee. He liked to call him Tim, but whatever. This would have to do. "I'm sooo calling room service and ordering some grub. I'm hungry. He called the number and then ordered pizza with some soft drinks. "I'm so bored!" He whined, already tiring of this job. When would they do something interesting? "I wonder if well get to go swimming. There's a pool here you know. I packed some swimsuits just in case." He just wanted to have fun around McGee right now. He normally didn't have an excuse to be nice to him, but if they were fake lovers then he had every reason to be kind.

The pizza finally came and Tony ran to the door, not even taking the time to see who was at the door before slinging it open and grabbing the food. He split it up, giving Tim the bigger half and then started eating, not really caring that stuffing one's face was impolite. "This is like heaven on a little silver tray." He said, grinning. When he'd eaten all of his food and chugged the soda, he went and stripped off all of his clothes, taking a shower and then sitting on the couch and turning on the TV. "Come sit with me James. We can watch movies!" It was already dark out and the clock read that it was nine o clock at night. He turned on a horror movie. Those were always the best snuggling movies in his experience.

Tim was about to answer to Tony's first comment when the other man jumped up suddenly. He reached for his gun, not grabbing it, but keeping it close at hand, just in case. He didn't think it was going to be anyone dangerous seeing as how they just got there, but you could never be too careful. After all, they were supposed to be assassins. McGee visibly relaxed though when he saw it was just a bus boy with towels. "Maybe we can go swimming later." He honestly wasn't that much of a swimmer, but he figured he could just relax on the poolside or something.

He didn't realize how hungry he was though until there was food in front of him. He started eating, much slower than Tony was, and he looked at the other man with mild disgust. Eating like that was kind of gross. Once Tony went into the bathroom, Tim pulled a book out of his bag and settled back against the bed. Luckily for him, the person he was supposed to be enjoyed reading almost as much as he did. That was going to work out well for him. He sighed when the other man came out of the bathroom but nodded. "Yeah, alright." he said, marking his spot in his book before standing and heading over to the couch. He made sure to keep a little space between them. It was just enough to have some space, but still close enough that if anyone was watching them, they would think it was intimate.

Tony kept watching the movie, trying to hold back the urge to grab Tim and pull him closer. He didn't like the distance that was between them. He got sleepy as time went by, his eyes half closing, begging him to sleep. He started to drift off, but kept waking himself back up. He had to prove he was the more manily one for the sake of dominance. He knew that Gibbs expected them to have fake intimacy later and he refused to be on the bottom, absolutely refused. He still couldn't stay awake though and his head fell to Tim's lap. He curled up there, feeling comfortable and closed his eyes. He was asleep within moments and his breath was heavy. He didn't really snore at all, just breathed extremly heavily. The earpiece in Tim's ear was now being spoken into. "McGee, you know what you to need to do before you decide to go to sleep." Ziva taunted, knowing Tim much hate that completly. "He looks like the submissive tonight." Ziva said with a chuckle. She found the while thing amusing.

The movie they were watching was mildly amusing, but didn't really seem to be scary. He wasn't really tired, but he could feel his eyes starting to droop. It looked like all the stress from the day was finally catching up to him and making him tired. He was just about to drift off completely when he heard Ziva speak. He didn't like how much she was enjoying this. He inwardly groaned, not sure he's have the energy to pretend this. Especially if he was being the dominant one. Of course, he would if he had too, but he wasn't completely comfortable with doing this while Tony was clearly exhausted. Surely Gibbs would understand... Hopefully. Since he couldn't exactly ask the boss, he shook Tony's shoulder lightly to wake him up. Might as well get this over with.

Tony groaned as Tim tried to wake him up. He sat up, still groggy. "Mm....sorry for falling to sleep on you." He said and then heard the earpiece in his own ear. "Tony, you know what you have to do know don't you? I'm sure 'James' is nice and horny for you." Tony groaned, annoyed with Ziva. Had she seriously had him waken up for that? "I'd say if you don't want the hard work you might want to play submissive. You know you guys will switch anyway sometimes, after all that's what real gay couples do." Tony nodded slightly and leaned over, kissing 'James.' He wondered how they were going to fake this without acctully doing. When it had been him and Ziva, the people watching them had only had heat lenses and couldn't see them for real. These people had real cameras. He didn't know what they were going to do. He kissed him again and again, now sitting on McGee's lap, straddling him. "Mm..what are we going to do?" He asked, whispering in McGee's ear.

Tim honestly hadn't minded that Tony had fallen asleep on him and just that thought alone confused him. It should have agrivated him, yet it didn't. He pushed the thought to the side to worry about later as he thought of how they should do this. These people who were watching them had actual cameras... So how exactly were they supposed to fake that? It was going to be difficult, but hopefully they can figure something out. When Tony moved onto his lap, Tim immediately put his hands on the other's hips. He was haldway tempted to push him off, but decided that wasn't going to be a good idea. "I'm not sure... Just go with it for now." He muttered. They'd just have to wing it for now. He moved a hand so that it rested on Tony's neck before pulling him into another kiss as he pushed his hips up some into Tony's.

Tony nodded and kissed back, pushing his hips down as Tim's moved up. He had no idea how he'd agreed to be the submissive one in this whole thing. He laced his fingers together and wrapped both arms around Tim's neck. He made a little noise into Tim's lips and shifted uncomfortably. Well this was embarrassing. He was actully enjoying this and something told him McGee just wanted to shove him away. He couldn't hide how much he liked this. The evidence was there. He felt a hot blush creeping into his cheeks as he became more and more embarresed. What was his partner thinking? He wanted to stop now, but he couldn't, be couldn't risk ruining this operation they were running. He was so mad at Gibbs right now and he'd get him back for messing up his head. Tony tried to keep the noises to a minimum and thought of excuses. He could just tell McGee that he'd been without female company for a few weeks and that caused his reactions to what they were doing. If he were to tell the truth he'd have to tell McGee that he wanted him...he just wasn't ready to admit that to the other man yet though. "D-Do...Do we have to fake?" He gasped out in a whisper, careful that he said it in McGee's eat so no bugs in the room could pick it up.

A faint blush was slowly spreading across Tim's face as he kissed Tony. He didn't know why, but he was actually kind of enjoying it. He hoped the other couldn't tell and end up getting uncomfortable. He fought down groans that he could feel threatening to escape. He didn't want Tony to get the wrong idea about this. His thoughts were racing and there was a part of him that was actually kind of glad that Gibbs sent him on this assignment. He was feeling a little light-headed by the time Tony pulled away. He drew in a shaky breath, trying to process what was said. "W-what?" He asked, keeping his voice low. "You... Don't want to fake it?" He made sure to keep his voice down low so the bugs couldn't pick up what he was saying.

Tony shook his head. "No..I don't want to fake. Besides, there's no way to effectively fake something like that. We w-wouldn't want to blow this would we? Besides, it's not like..anyone has to know right?" He gasped, hoping he didn't sound to lusty or desperate. He wanted this so badly and he wondered what exactly Tim would do about it. Surely he could see just how full of lust Tony was for him. Right? If not he'd show him. He kissed him yet again. "You have such soft lips." He complimented, saying that part out loud. It didn't matter if the bug caught him saying that.


Ziva could hear every word Tony was whispering to McGee and her eyes widened. This was all being recorded! What would Gibbs say? Would he be pleased? Angry? She herself thought it was kind of cute since they hadn't ever really seemed like the type who would fall for each other. She had thought that was why Gibbs had sent the two of them, because he never suspected they'd really had those feelings for each other.

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Tim gasped lightly, trying to catch his breath. He thought over what Tony said, knowing that what he was saying made a lot of sense. It would be hard to fake this. So far, his mind was blank on what they could have done. He nodded slowly, tightening his grip on Tony, pulling him into another kiss. "Alright... Let's do this." He muttered. He was surprised that he was actually agreeing to this. But there was really no other choice. Plus, he was sure that he could enjoy this if he just let himself relax into.

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Tony woke up the next morning feeling sticky and still kind of tired from last night. His ass hurt just a bit and he slowly got up, walking to the bathroom for a shower. He wondered if Tim had heard what he'd said right before he'd gone to sleep last night. The scary thing was, Tony thought he may have actully meant it. This wasn't good at all. His feelings for Tim were strong and Gibbs would certainly never approve of them being in a relationship. The bigger problem was than McGee probably thought last night was only for show so they wouldn't blow their cover, only for Tony it was so much more than that. He slipped into the shower, letting the hot water run over him as he thought. He was slightly confused. Why was he feeling like this? He hadn't even felt quite this much for that woman, Shawn, and he'd really cared about her. It was just so much stronger for Tim and he knew that as time went by his feelings would only grow stronger. There was no way to escape his own emotions.

Tim woke slowly, his body feeling lighter and more rested than it has for quite a long time. Memories of the night before slowly started to return and a blush spread across his face. He quickly pulled the blanket over his head to hide his reaction from the cameras that he knew were in the room. He couldn't believe that he actually did that with Tony. He thought, just for a second, that maybe it had just been a dream. But he quickly dismissed that thought. His body was way to relaxed for it to have not happened. As he thought back, he couldn't' help but smile lightly. Tony had said that he wasn't going to bottom, yet he ended up being the bottom anyway. Even though Tim was thrilled about that and knew he probably could tease the other man about it later, he knew that he wouldn't. It was an amazing experience and he didn't want to risk ruining the memory of it by teasing. As he finished replaying the details though, he couldn't help but think of what Tony had said right before falling asleep... That 'I love you'... What was that about? Was that even what he said? Tim wanted to ask, but he kind of felt awkward about it and it might make things tense between them if he ended up hearing him wrong. So he decided it was best just not to say anything about it. With that decided, Tim settled back against the bed, waiting until Tony got out of the shower so he could go get clean as well.

Tony stepped out of the shower and dried off, then brushed his teeth. He felt nice and clean and stepped out into the bedroom, towel wrapped around his waist. "Good morning handsome." He said with a typical Dinozzo smirk. He dropped his towel and started dressing, quite honestly not giving a damn if Tim looked. After all, after sharing what they had the night before, nothing really seemed personal. Tony put on all of his clothes and then went to start making breakfast. He'd be done by the time Tim was dine showering. He went to the kitchen and got eggs from the fridge, then put on an apron. He was surprised by how stocked this fridge was and smiled, knowing he could fox Tim an all put breakfast for for a king, and Tim was a king in Tony's eyes, deserving only the best.

Tim sat up when he heard the shower shut off. He was close to drifting back off to sleep and was glad for the change to get up and get moving. He rubbed the sleep in his eyes, standing when the bathroom door opened. "Morning." he said, running a hand through his hair. He had planned on just walking past Tony to get to the bathroom, but he felt himself pause when the other man dropped his towel. He couldn't help but run his gaze over Tony's naked body before snapping out it and hurrying into the bathroom, using all his mental strength not to blush at what he just did. What was he thinking?! He shouldn't have been looking at Tony like that... But he couldn't help it. He did look very nice. Tim ran his hand through his hair again before stepping into the shower. He used the time that he was washing to get his thoughts in order. He brushed his teeth, taking his time before stepping back into the room and getting dressed without looking at Tony. Once he was fully clothed, then he looked at the other. "So... What's for breakfast?" he asked, taking a seat on the bed.

Tony grinned when Tim asked what was for breakfast and left the room, returning with a tray that had what he had cooked for Tim and some milk. "I wasn't sure if you'd perfer than or orange juice, so I stuck with the one that's supposed to be a good source of calcium." he said, kissed him before setting down the tray for him. He felt so live struck at the moment, he had the urge. The urge to tell time exactly how he felt and exactly what he wanted from him. The thing was, they were aging undercover. Would Tim even listen if Tony told him? Would he believe him. Tony just leaned over and whispered in the other's ear. "I meant what I said last night...and I meant it for Tim, not James.." He said, so low that only Tim could hear him. Would he even remember what Tony said? Hopefully so.