Actually, I'd happily do both. And I have done the second, though I doubt it was that many razor blades. Never carry a box of razor blades, wearing a tank and shorts, and be clumsy. And needles don't bother me so I wouldn't mind that one either.

Be stuck in Saw or Texas Chain Saw? (The movies)

(Eh, needles ><)

Saw! (I love mind games, and if I'm gonna be stuck in a horror situation at least it'll have a point XD)

Would you rather be stuck in an empty room or a room where a bunch of people won't stop talking?

Empty room. *Shudders at the thought of people and nonstop chatter*

Would you rather be a mutant or normal? (Think X-men)

Depends on the mutation but would rather have the chance of a good mutation than remain normal so; mutant.

Would you rather loose the ability to read or only be allowed to read one book for the rest of your life?

If I got to choose the book, then read one book for the rest of my life! Books are my life XD Would rather read one than none at all.
Plus..If I couldn't read, I wouldn't be able to continue these games o-o

Would you rather have a personal chef or house keeper?

Oh I agree with you on that one.

House keeper, I can live on microwave food.

Would you rather be a servant (maid/butler with free housing, food, etc and a small paycheck) or own your own business?

O-o I kind of do both.. But I'd have to say own my own business. :3 Especially if it's successful XD

Chocolate/Peanut butter or Chocolate/Mint?

Kind of depends, Reese's are awesome but Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream is amazing! I would say mint/chocolate though.

Apples or bananas?

Bananas! XD

Burgers or Fries?

Burgers.

French fries or freedom fries? (An important question to some!)

Steak fries!!!
XD As long as it's fries..I am a happy girl.

Salad or Yogurt.

Yogurt (salad eww).

Always alone or never alone?

If I get to pick my company, never alone. If it's random, always along.

Penguins or Seagulls?

Penguins! Natures ninja~ (Not suitable for this thread but answering anyways dammit. Should pay more attention and keep this a "Would you rather" instead of blending it with the other thread XD)

Would you rather live in a city or the country?

Country!! XD

Big cats (Tigers, Lions, Cheetahs, etc) Or big dogs? (Wolves XD )

Big dogs (Wolves!)

Would you rather have a bird or a reptile?

Bird!

Would you rather bake a pie or a muffin?

Pie!

Would you rather try knowing you'll fail or not try at all?

It definitely depends on what it is!

Would you rather Follow the crowd and fit in, or be the best you and be different.

Best I can be and different. I'm no conformist :p

Would you rather write a book or star in a movie?

Write a book
Would you rather eat chocolate flavored manure or manure flavored chocolate?

manure flavored chocolate... Manure is poop and unhealthy. haha..

Would you rather run through a million spider webs or fall into a snake nest.

Snake nest. Hate spiders!

Horror or Sci-fi

Horror.

Tuna or ham?

Ham.

Nachos without cheese or nacho cheese without nachos?