AAAGGHHHCGGHHGBLK
-makes noises of death-

-pokes curiously-

-is died-

-pokes harder-

-flails swatting at-
Dang nabbit woman what're y'doin?!

HE LIVES!!!

Do not.
A man came by and chopped me head off he did he did.

Did he put your head in a jar?
If so I call dibs to dance around and sing with it.

Y'ain gittin me head no way no how.
Aint trustin of the things y'd'do with it

Prance around singing "Ive got a jar of formaldehyde, Ive got a jar of formaldehyde~!"
It works.

Pft. I'd say I don't think your nose could take it, but you've got the nose of a rock.
xD

I do. Thanks, perpetual whole-life allergies. ;>>

Nasal
Spray

Gross.

PPPPSSFFFTTTT.
It hel[ps with the breathing and the alerguies and shw twhayy

I think i saw the progression of your drunkeness in that sentence. XD

Ohhh you don't even know >>
My typing got absolutely dreadful.

I wanna get toasted on new years eve. Whole bottle of jack, all mineeee.

I'm~
Horribly hungover.
But yeah.. I'mma be waaaasted on new years.
Should come over or sommat for that xD

Yeah I was thinking about that. Want to not worry about driving home from some bar, so would rather be at your house anyways. :P

Yeh, plus drinking at home is just so much cheaper xD

Mm, just 20$ for a whole bottle.

wow o.o
I can get 12 bottles, for 14$ xD

I actually polished off a whole six pack last night, never got sick. Turns out, the thing that ALWAYS made me puke was cigarettes. I mean sure, it made the feeling of being drunk way more intense, but it also ruined it.

After drinking last night, getting through a six pack, with only my e-cig.. I liked it. Laying down wasn't awful. It was just fun. Didn't even remember how long it took me to fall asleep.

But I am off to get mcdonalds.. wickedly hung over xDD

Mm, but youre buying Mikes as opposed to Jack. Bigger bottle and technically more alc content. xD

But good you didnt get sick! :D

xD yeah~

And now I have to think on the idea of taking my moms car without asking..
Cause it looks like mom john and jen went out to dinner.. and mom is apparently not looking at her phone.

edit;;
Yeah.. imma just take it.
If she wants to complain.. well she wasn't even home and she made me get rid of my car..