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Joke Thread-funnay!
So the guy walks in a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender for a glass of whisky. So the bartender pulls out his shotgun and fires at the guy. it barely misses his ear. He smiles at the bartender and puts down a tip. Then walks out the bar. Why did he give the guy the tip?
(hint: they guy was a ____ to him but how did he react to this?) |
he wanted to remain positive. [rofl]
riddles annoy me when i cant figure them out! :( when are you posting the answer? xD |
He had the hiccups?
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I heard it with water before or just "a drink". Have no idea if that's not the answer. XD
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Ooh, fear stops hiccups! I see!
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I dont think thats the answer.. its not in the poll. *rubs chin, puzzled*
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Well, clearly the answer is 42... am I right? No wait, that's the answer to the meaning of life.. who'd have thought that would be simpler than a riddle!! XD I has no idea what's goin on right now! lol
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Hmm...I was also thinking about the "fear gets rid of hiccups" thing, but that wasn't one of the answers. xD
Give us answers! ouo |
Haha, I've heard this one before. He did indeed have the hiccups. xD
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Hiccup... Hiccup... :D hehehehe someone shoot me :P
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AquasSeer:
What's the answer, we must knooow! [gonk] |
The answer is the blue goat.
It was going to drink the dude's whiskey, so the bartender shot it. Then they all got completely shitfaced drunk and lived happily ever after! ^_^ <3 The end. |
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I chose to prove a point. It just seemed like the right thing to choose. |
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