XD good for you.
Sounds like a big enough commitment.

Nah, just auto subscribe from posting and wait for them to reply ^^

Yeah, but, you know, welcoming every new member? There are how many thousands of people on this site? And how many new people coming to it daily?

Only a few. I recently started though... I used to neglect this forum so bad...

Oh, okay. So how do you decide which ones to answer?

I answer all of the unread ones :)

As the ones I missed many years ago have either quit or long since been active.

Fair enough. :-)

lol. Well not ALL newbies make a thread in freshmeat forum...
unless Poetet PM all newbies... which... I have still yet to figure out how to... XD

There is also that, I suppose...

I usually try to post in the threads where the newbies are confused on what to do. If the newbie seems stable I'll just say hi and not direct them anywhere.

I always try to make them smile or relax a little ^^

that is so hardworking and so nice of you.

I WANNA BE A MENTOR!
Username: Zombie Pixie
Age: *cough* 24 *cough*
Join Date: 04-13-2008
Why do you want to adopt: I am looking to fill my ranks with willing body's..Uhh I mean..Uhh let me start over! Okay! I want to adopt so I may mold them into my image and we can take over the world! I'm kidding! Being able to adopt a newbie helps out the community, you get to help them better understand the site.
What are you looking for in a newbie: Must enjoy long walks on the beach and howling at the moon..Must be willing to enjoy good times. Achieve to be the very best like no one ever was. Must know the rules to surviving a horror movie/slasher flick. Know the meaning of life. Has to understand what a spirit evolution is. Who is the Dr.? I'm kidding!! hehehe Must be fun and enjoy silly things.
Fun Facts: I have a romantic relationship with my bedroom door, I can repeat the Lion King for you word for word...without the movie playing! I have a strong desire to learn how to play the violin.
Time Zone: PST
I am willing to adopt this many newbies: 2

Seridano:
]: I spent 40 minutes on this...and deleted half the stuff i had typed lol <_<

*suppresses the urge to test the The Lion King factoid*

What are the rules to surviving a horror movie/slasher flick? Are they the same as the ones for women to avoid rape? ("Never go out alone at night!")

You dont know? D:
Im pretty sure its different then that...

Ooh this looks like an interesting idea :3 i seem to have been neglecting the fresh meat forums...it used to be so much fun welcoming new members to the site~ I would love to help out if I can :D

Seridano:
I WANNA BE A MENTOR!
Username: Aoi Kazuya
Age: 18
Join Date: 10-09-2009
Why do you want to adopt: To make friends :D It's always kind of awkward joining a new site with large groups of people who are already comfortable or somewhat comfortable with one another, it'd be nice to be there to lend a helping hand to those who might be a bit too shy or something.
What are you looking for in a newbie: I don't really mind anything as long as they don't mind my sometimes random nature and my bouts of immaturity. Someone who can fangirl/boy with me over things would be awesome too~
Fun Facts: I love Asian culture and despite living in the US have mainly just a basic knowledge of American pop culture, so there's a big chance that even if I have an inkling of say a music artist that you like...there's a very high possibility that I won't like them. Video games are awesome~ I'm a big fan of rpg games, though I've been picking up a lot of horrors recently, haha. Music is my passion, and I love writing. I'm also chock full of the most random information, haha. It's stuff you'll probably never need to know in real life applications, but it's interesting nonetheless :3
Time Zone: EST (though with my sleeping schedule I'm up till 2 or 3 in the morning and then I'm up again by 6, haha)
I am willing to adopt this many newbies: 2~

Pretty sure? Then does zombie not know?

Well, it's just that there are so many sets of rules...

I mean, there's the ones for a zombie apocalypse, and the ones for a girl alone in a house/apartment, and the ones for a group of high school/college kids who go somewhere remote for spring break, and then of course there are rules for watching the films...

Well zombie apocalypse falls into its own category
Highschool kids alone in the woods falls under slasher...Unless we talk about Cabin in the Woods...
And the rules for watching them films need not apply here
Girl alone in the basment...Hmm could go either or the horror and slasher but ima say slasher

Girl in the basement... the Horror of the Sunlight Rays

Should make a thread about this stuff for Cherry's contest thing...<_< hurry someone go do it!!

All right...

Ooh, what did you think of Cabin in the Woods? I heard it was good.

o_o I loved it..I didnt see that ending happening at all, my mind was blown. When the stuff started happening I had to double check what movie i was watching because i was really confused

"Cabin in the woods"...makes you think its gonna be some slasher flick. Oh no..NO

XDXDXDXD ehehhe awesome. I love films like that.

Im not kidding i was really confused..and you dont really fully understand whats happening till almost the end of the movie O_O But even then your still confused.

But i loved it...It followed some basic movie rules and i loved that