I'd like to know how Poet's so sure newbies taste awful, if he's not eaten them. [whatev]

[ninja] newbies taste amazing..

*wipes newbie blood from corners of mouth* I wouldn't know, I've never eaten then.

A stub does not count as a leg [illgetu]
I know how they taste because of Gaia. Had to bite them to escape D:

Hmm [stare]

I might allow you that one!

Well yeah considering you have to fight tooth and nail just to stay sane.

*sigh* checked on both my newbies and they haven't been back since september :(

Thats no fun at all T.T

We need MOAR minions!

Poet's clearly feeling hungry again [ninja]

Oh please... I have pizza.

share [eager]
pizza in the morning [boogie]

Sorry I sorta pigged out >.< first meal after work...

[ninja]
*noms poet*

*steps away from the zombie*

oh please, just look at yourself, who's the zombie here, you or me? [poke]

No reply to that, I see [ninja]

I find humor in that conversation. We've all come to agree that Poet eats people after all.

Cause I went to bed... I sleep after all, thus not a zombie.

You may all agree, but it doesn't make it true! [illgetu]

then please explain us the blood on your scythe, lr the fact that you even walk around with one.

or the torn stitched skin.

If you must know I carry one cause they're awesome... and the blood and scars on my body? Well... you see... I sorta tripped down the stairs and... did not end well

Liar, those are totally mortal wounds.

This is cute. I hope it will be available again, soon. I sure would like a mentor around here. :)

*kidnaps*
YOU ARE MINEE [illgetu][squee]