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Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:13 AM

Psychopathic Sycophants- PLease help me teach Gregory about girls.
 

Good Evening... morning... day.... Day! Good Day! Ugh. That is not a phrase I anticipated saying.

Well, in any case, this is -looks up to read title- Psychopathic Sycophants (goodness, Gregory, could you pick a more pretentious title?). This is a space for me and my 'brother' to... chat. You are all welcome to join in. Pretty much anything goes, topicwise.

So if you're neurodivergent or a brown-noser or both or neither, feel free to stop by and say 'hello.'

Disclaimer: I can't promise that I'll be polite. Oh well, at least we don't bite.

Yes, the rainbows were quite necessary at Gregory's behest.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:22 AM

Oooh! ooh wait! Question. -waves hand above head- Do we want other people coming in here or not?

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:23 AM

I thought it was clear that we did. You know... to spice things up?

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:25 AM

Well then.... you need to spice up the intro! -gestures toward the sign- Say something like "Psychopathic Sycaphants: Outsiders Welcome." And use some nice bright friendly colours in the intro post.

LIKE THIS!

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:29 AM

You would choose purple. Would you like me to make it rainbow as well?

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:32 AM

What? There is nothing wrong with Purple. Its a perfectly valid color choice.

And... yes... yes I would. You know, if you weren't married to Sissy I might just think you a poofter Lawrence.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:35 AM

Well. Rainbows it is then. -clearly omitting-

This space needs to be more customizable than it is. If we're doing something with color, we need to do something more... colorful.

-grabs a paint bucket-

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:37 AM

Oh no. Now what have I done? I've started him painting. -sighs before picking up a paint bucket to help-

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:44 AM

Do you like what I did to the header? I considered making it http://www.familylobby.com/common/tt9544148fltt.gif to match your shoes.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:45 AM

They are NOT PINK! -looks at shoes- They're a very masculine shade of /ROSE/. Sissy said so.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 01:47 AM

Are you absolutely certain she wasn't just trying to coerce you into wearing pink? I mean, don't get me wrong: the color looks great on you, but calling it 'rose' doesn't make it any more manly.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 01:53 AM

You where pink all the time! Why was it okay for you to where that fantastic pink and black brocade vest that matches Sissy's one dress when we all weekend but it's not okay for me to where rose shoes and shirt?

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 02:02 AM

I never said it wasn't okay for you to wear pink, just that... you were wearing a pink shirt and it shows a bit of your... feminine side.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 02:08 AM

I am not feminine! -huffs and pouts- I'm never letting sissy pick out my clothes again.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 02:29 AM

-can literally not decide which part of that statement to dissect, so just laughs-

One day we'll get you a big-boy's wardrobe, Gregory.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 02:36 AM

-Scowls- Can we please just change the subject? I like my clothes. I'm not changing them.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 02:40 AM

-hands up- Oh, fine. What would YOU like to talk about?

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 02:43 AM

Well... this is... this is rather awkward. -takes a seat- Brother.... I need you to... well... to tell me about.... well...

....

... Girls.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 02:54 AM

-full stop-

Wh-... whaaaaaat?

Umm...

Oh dear.

Girls... why are you asking about... girls?

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 03:00 AM

Because. I'm twenty years old Lawrence and I've got no idea what they're about! I've only come into physical contact with two of them, and it was purely innocent, safe, and appropriate, because they were family. I've never even so much as held a girls hand without feeling the need to compulsively wash it after. If me being hear is supposed to be part of my social development, I feel that to move forward and be able to associate with women as a young man my age should, I should probably know a little more about them. Perhaps if I knew how they work, I wouldn't be so frightened of them. And asking you seemed less messy than dissecting enough women to really know. Plus, they get cold so quickly when you dissect them.

Lawrence Worth 03-15-2013 04:36 AM

I commend you on your decision not to dissect anyone out of curiosity. Baby steps.

Oh... girls. Girls... Girls girls girls... girlsgirlsgirls... -furrows eyebrows-

Girls are... hmm...

Girls are a lot like werewolves. Once a month, they go through a change that makes them into ferocious creatures best kept out of sight by any vulnerable men that may be deafened by high-pitched screeching. And then, three to seven days later, they're back to the way they were and its safe to come out of hiding. Your best defence is a handful of expensive chocolates and a copy of James Cameron's Titanic.

Killian^_^Ruya 03-15-2013 05:32 AM

-curls into a ball- wh... wh....what?! I thought you told me they were nothing to be afraid of? Do.... do you mean... Sissy is like that too? -whimpers-

Phantomsangel 04-25-2013 09:03 PM

Hello! Angel is thy name! How are you two??

MinakoAxule 04-25-2013 09:09 PM

Well I am quite strange does that count? If I am allowed in here I think I'll find a second home here~

Phantomsangel 04-25-2013 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MinakoAxule (Post 1771879364)
Well I am quite strange does that count? If I am allowed in here I think I'll find a second home here~

Angel likes your avi!!![squee]


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