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She has. She's also been suffering from her usual dislike of her avatar, and that tends to pre-occupy her greatly.
I just imagine the two maids cleaning in perfect sync with each other, then turning around and posing at the end. |
lol I imagine them to be wiggling their booties while they work with their back to the audience from your mental image. [lol] |
*wakes up*
HURR DURR I almost got a maid outfit for my avi, but I got distracted and made Hit Girl instead, lol. Now I don't know wtf I am. XD *falls asleep* |
...A bunny rabbit girl who turned her living room into a cemetery? [lol] |
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We sure do~ [ninja] |
Hey, you gotta hide the bodies somewhere!
And who would ever expect a graveyard in my living room to actually have anyone buried in it? |
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Nah, you cover them with quicklime first.
It's used to keep outhouses from stinking, so it totally works for corpses. |
Ooh, cool! Now I know what to use if I ever have a body to hide. [eager] |
It's been done before, practically standard practice.
XD Especially useful if you keep bodies in your crawlspace, like John Wayne Gacy. |
Hmm, I live in an apartment with tile floors and very little storage space though, I wonder where I can hide a body. D: |
You can always mince them up and put them in the freezer.
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Yeah, minced for stir-fry.
Good way to get rid of them, too. And the bones can go to some neighborhood dogs, they'll chew them to bits. It could work. I've often wondered what to do about the intestines, but they're probably flushable if you cut them up with scissors. |
The intestines are great for plants. Smell terrible, but they grow well.
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Ah, awesome idea!
Just avoid suspicion and it all works. Forensics teams can even tell from soil if human bits were used as fertiliser. But hey, free food, dog treats and plant fertiliser, pretty good deal, I think. |
Very good deal. Just need to work out how to get rid of the guilt and there's no downsides.
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You can bury the body down the same place the cow heads are buried in our home... [ninja]
Fridge. My friend told me that a woman killed her husband and chopped him up and into the freezer he went. And we had cooked him and even offered it to visitors who came to give her their condolences.. [ninja] before they discovered it. I don't know whether I can believe the story or it was something someone built up, though [XD] |
Cool story either way.
Cannibalism is an awesome way to deal with unwanted bodies. And ooh, you bury cow heads? Good way to deal with those, I guess. Wouldn't want them laying about and drawing flies. Good for the soil, also. |
OMG WHAT DID I WALK INTO |
Maids and working out how to hide bodies.
And no, the two are not related. |
A good maid knows how to hide bodies.
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Excuse me, whilst I go vomit over there. xDD |
Careful, they can get your DNA from vomit.
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Well, excuuuuse me for being nauseous. xDD |
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