What's a matter, Neko? *sticks tongue out and thinks about what to do with it* My thoughts... You don't want to know them, Pap.

Nyuu ;A;

*raises eyebrow* You sure I can't imagine it?

*makes sure ropes aren't too tight and nothing can fall asleep* That better, Neko?

You can imagine all you like, Pap! Just be... careful what you write...

*licks Neko* Aw, he's okay Pap. I'm very careful when I tie someone up.

Untie me! Master! Help me! Master help me!

---------- Post added 07-28-2013 at 05:56 PM ----------

Nyoo, Master... Don't let her... Master!

What, afraid I could be right?

Oh I see, Tachi.

Uhm Neko, Tachi's the one doing the stuff, well mostly...

No, I'm afraid you'll break the site...

Ahaha, maybe you make him nervous, Pap. *loosens knots on Neko's wrists*

As if that could happen!

Me, make someone nervous? Never.

I bet it could. I bet it would make everyone collectively blush and gasp and turn away in embarrassment.

Hm, maybe. Just maybe...

*Dies* @[email protected]

Neko! *hmms* What shall we do, Pap?

Nothing, just untie me and leave me alone ;A; *Whines*

But then I wouldn't be breaking the site, but the people reading it ... Ha!

Really, you think? *tilts head* What do you say Neko, could I make someone nervous?

We should tickle him, Tachi!

But.... But the people are what make the site! We'd be breaking the site, technically...

Aw... But he wants to be let go, Pap. He must not be the right Neko. *unties* We need to find the right one!

Nuh uh, the site is the website, the people are the users ... So we'd be breaking the users?

Yeah, musta made a mistake!

But without the users the site wouldn't exist!

Where could he be, though...?

It's me! D: I am the real Neko I just... get nervous around Mistresses >.<

Hmmm true ....

He's hiding from us! *pouts*

What's that Neko? Why?

Because I love Master...

HAH! There.

Hehe, hear that Pap? He's not nervous around Masters, but he is around Mistresses. So that clears things up nice and neat! Now, now, Neko. *pets reassuringly* We would never hurt you! Especially not Pap, right Pap?

(Aww...... *pounces on Neko*)

She was going to spray me...

Nah I would never hurt anyone.

And I think Neko just means you Tachi. *pouts*

The spray bottle's ... *throws away* Way over there!

I love you too Papi, just not as much as Master @[email protected]

Aw, I can't think that! I bet he means both... Only in different manners.

*kicks water bottle away* See Neko? No more water threats!

You think? hmm

*find catnip in pocket, and yarn*