Hetalia rp: don't watch scary movies!
 

England was asleep on the couch. Scary movies didn't phase him, but they sure did freak out his boyfriend, America. He was currently clinging on the England for dear life, more like a death grip on his arm. They were only watching Gremlins, America wouldn't stop yelling at the TV "Why, why did you feed them!" And to top it off he was crying.

America considered himself a brave guy, but this was just to much! This movie was really scary and his boyfriend had fallen asleep leaving him completely defenseless.

England wasn't really sleeping at this point because his boyfriends whimpering had woken him up long ago. He just didn't want America to know he was awake, because then he would be bothered even more than he was now. But he felt bad that America was crying, he would never tell the wanker this, but he really did love him.

Suddenly America gave a shriek as something flashed on the screen. wailing he hugged England tighter

England finally 'woke up' and yelled, "Bloody Hell America it's just a freaking movie!" He tried to pry America off of him, but the git wouldn't budge. He sighed, "Well if it really bothers you then maybe you shouldn't watch it? how many times have I told you not to watch scary movies but you do it anyways."

America just keeps crying and hugging England, "Wh-why are y-you being s-s-so meaaaaaaaaaan!" He wails.

"I not being mean I'm just stating a point." He rubs his eyebrows and tries to shove America off him. "Come on you bloody wanker the movie isn't bad. I know five year old who what it and can laugh it it! Zeland can and he's just a kid!"

America lets go and suddenly moves away from England, still sniffling he grabs an overstuffed pillow and hugs it to him. He continues to make little whining noises, clutching the pillow burying his face in it.

England feels bad for being so mean to America when he is obviously hurting. So he pats America on his head and ruffles his hair. England isn't very good at comforting, but he knows for a fact that America appreciates anything that he does for him.

"Now calm down America it's just a movie and its not like there are any actual gremlins out there in the world."

But England shouldn't have said that, for he didn't know that in the far corner of the living room was a camera, curtsey of Hungary and the rest of the "Heatalia Yaoi Fanclub". And at that very moment there was a smirking Hungary watching them on a monitor in the building across the street, like a creeper. She thought to herself at that very moment, 'what would happen if I brought Gremlins to life? Would it make their relationship better?! I bet it would!' Followed by evil diabolical laughter, "Muahahahahahahahahahahaha".

Thus operation "Make England and America's Relationship stronger commenced, unknown to the two nations.


(evil twist do you like?)

America just continues to sniffle, but he's slowly releasing his death grip on the pillow. He suddenly speaks into the pillow.

"B-but they be real! I don't see how you don't get it! I mean you open portals to hell in the basement, and then I can never get the smell of brimstone out of my hero boxer shorts!"

At this point America has taken his face out of the pillow, and started rambling about how Tony hates the smell, (Even tough Tony doesn't even have a nose.)

"A-an' you always bring RUSSIA when you try and summon things an' he's as scary as it gets! So Gremlins could TOTALLY be real!"

(Nice plot twist!)

Britain just laughs, "America you're so funny. But Gremlins aren't real. And what in bloody hell do you mean broomstick smell!?"

Meanwhile in the house across the street~
"Ok people pay attention this is the plan." said Hungary. She had gathered the rest of the club members consisting of, herself the leader, Japan, second in command, and the rest of the crazy 'secret' fangirl countries.

"The reason I've called you all here today is because I want to see what would happen if we were to bring Gremlins to life. How would it affect their relationship? I'm hoping it will make them closer, because we really need some new footage from their house." Japan raised his hand and was about to speak, but Hungary cut him off, "Yes I know Gremlins don't really exist. That is why we need to make some fake ones to fool them. Now America can be fooled by just about anything that looks remotely scary to him, but England, now he'll be the real challenge. That's why I've brought all of you here tonight! Now come on people think!"

Japan looks a little shaken up over being interrupted, but continues to speak.

"I was going to say," He coughs. "That i already have a prototype of a gremlin/goblin type monster, I was working on it for an upcoming monster movie."

He fixes his collar, and then starts tapping on his phone. He keeps this up for a few minuets and then looks up at Hungary.

"My colleague says that the prototype needs to be painted, it's voice chip needs to be calibrated, and it's movement need tweaking. But aside from that it's ready to be shipped out in three to five business days."

"Awwwwwww 3 to 5 dayyyyyyysss. Reeeaalllllllllyyyy?" Hungary whined. "Really we have to wait that long?! But what if Ameria isn't afraid of it anymore? We need a way to make sure that he is thoroughly scared of the movie Gremlins so he gets really freaked out about seeing a 'gremlin'. does anybody have any ideas for this?"

Meanwhile in England and America's living room.~
"Finally that movie is over' England thought to himself as he turned off the TV. He looked over at his boyfriend only to find him sleeping peacefully on the couch. He smiled to himself, in his sleep America was very cute, mostly because when he was asleep he couldn't continuously annoy the Brit, but his face was really adorable.

He decided to let America sleep on the couch because he didn't want to wake him up, so he went to bed.

America snuffles in his sleep, and rolls over. Hugging the pillow to his chest, he snuggles into. in the dusty corner of the room the camera light continues to glow red.

Japan leans over Hungary and looks at the screen, America continues to snore.

"I think by the looks of him, he will be scared about it for a long, long time."

Suddenly on the screen America starts to whimper and whine, and he's hugging the pillow tighter

"See!" Japan exclaims, "He's having a nightmare right now!"

Happy with being proven right about the extent of America's fear, Japan sits back in his seat and smiles slightly.

England is about to fall asleep when he hears America's whimpers from the living room. He feels so bad, the bed is very comfortable, but the younger nation sounds really scared. So he gets up out of bed and goes into the living room. He then gets on the couch and lays down behind America, this will probably give him back problems in the morning, but he knows he will feel bad if he doesn't do this. And in the morning when America makes a big deal about it and teases him for caring he'll just say he fell asleep on the couch and nothing more. So he lets America snuggle into him and then he slowly falls asleep, completely oblivious to the camera that is watching them.

Meanwhile in the house across the street.~

Everyone in the room was gathered around the monitor fangirling like crazy. England and America sleeping next to each other was soooooooo cute! Hungary was the first to come back to the real world and remind everyone why they were there.

"Ok people we need to start planning this out!" she says slamming her fist on the table to get everyone's attention which was currently still focused on the monitor of cuteness. "Japan has provided us with our gremlins, now we need to figure out how the make the gremlins show up. Will it be when America is home alone and he has to call England, then we would see how much England cares if he drops everything and comes running. Or does anyone else have a better idea?"

Japan coughs again until Hungary looks at him with an exasperated expression

"Yes Japan?" She asks though gritted teeth, "What is it?"

Japan smirks slightly, and itches the side of his face. "I think I have the answer to that question as well."

He suddenly takes his phone out again and starts tapping away. He continues doing this until Hungary slams her fist on the table again, causing Japan to jump and drop his phone.

"Hey! that phone cost me a lot of yen!" he exclaims, he then picks up his phone and gives Hungary a dirty look.

More coughing, "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," another dirty look at Hungary.

"I think we should send it at night, when he is alone. Preferably a stormy night, to further intoxicate him with fear! Of course we all know he has England on speed dial so he would call him first."

He suddenly wrinkles his brow, deep in thought.

"Ah! But what if we hide his phone! So he will start crying out of fear! That will make England even more worried about him!"

Japan sat up straighter at this thought, feeling quite confident that his idea will go over well. His fight with Hungary over his phone was quickly forgotten

Hungary's smirk slowly grew as Japan voiced his idea, it was genius! "YES! That will totally work!!!!!!" She spins around in a circle and fist pumps the air."Japan try to get those 'gremlins' here ASAP, and while you work on that the rest of us will build up America's fear. So that when he sees those gremlins he will be in total and utter freak out! This plan cannot fail!" she says followed by a bout of diabolical laughter.

Everyone in the room also joined her in the laughter.

The next day in England and America's house.~

England was just about to leave for a meeting, when America came up to him still scared and shaky from the Gremlins movie from the night before.

America stands next to England, and plays with the bottom of his own t-shirt. He keeps standing there, and glances at England.

"I-iggy?" He starts but suddenly falters, looking down again biting his lip. He get's his confidants back and looking up at England again.

"Iggy," he starts. "D-do you think that gr-gremlins are real? B-Because if they are I'll protect you!

He looks nervous at this point, like he 'accidentally' let Englad know he was scared.

England stifles laughter at America's cuteness. He would never tell anyone this but he thinks that America is adorable when he acts like this. He riffles America's hair and puts on his blazer, "No America Gremlins do not exist ok? You have nothing to worry about, I promise. And if you get worried I'm always here. Now I have to leave before I'm late for my meeting."

Meanwhile at the house across the street.~

The Hetalia Yaoi Fanclub commences operation :Strengthen England and America's relationship so we have something cute watch!....Yeah hungary says they're still working on a name.

Japan shifts in his seat, looking on the screen he turns toward Hungary. Until finally he glances back at his phone, tapping away he clears his throat.

"Hungary my colleague say's that the Gremlin prototypes are working faster than expected, so they will be here tomorrow!"

Japan smiled at this thought, and continued to tap away at his phone.

"He says that the color is green and tan, and the movement is working right, so now all we have to wait for is it's vocal calibration."

Japan was now quite proud of himself, smiling slightly he put his phone on the table and started to watch America and England on the screen.

Hungary was going crazy faingirling right now thanks to Japans good news!

"OhMyGosh! You just made my day! EEEEEEEEEp!" She danced around the room fangirl style, giggling. "This is going to be sooooooooo much fun!"

Japan was positively glowing at this point, he was so happy he was right about this, he was full on smiling. (A rarity for him,) He finally realized what he was doing, he went back to his strait-faced expression.

He then stood up and and tapped Hungary on the shoulder.

"Miss Hungary, I think it would be a good idea to frighten England as well, although I have no idea what would scare him."

Japan then began to think, wrinkling his brow.

"What would any of your ideas be? Or is it even a good idea to scare him?"

"You're right Japan that would be a good idea. Hmmmm let me think, what scares that man." she taps her fingers on the table in contemplation. She sighed in disappointment. "But I just cannot think of anything that would scare the Brit. i mean France is the only person that can get on his nerves but he doesn't actually scare the guy."

Japan nods, thinking deeply. "Hmm...OH!" he exclaims suddenly, scaring Hungary slightly, he pushes past her to the computer. Tapping wildly on the keyboard, he turns to her.

"I remember something that made him nervous last week!"

He taps the keyboard a few more times, and England pops up on the screen. the video shows England cooking, and humming until a huge spider crawls up to him.

He responds by giving a muffled shriek and swatting at it with a spoon, untill he kills it.

"You see!" Japan exclaims excitedly, "He's scared of spiders!"

"Muahahahahahahahahaha! Japan order the delivery of a tarantula! We are going to scare the crap out of England."