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BrotherOfDarkness

11-26-2013 11:37 AM

R.I.P Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris 1940-1999

Yes he died in 1999, but Death has been too afraid to tell him...

Not media thread. Just what is your favourite Chuck Norris Fact? (There are no Chuck Norris Jokes!)

There are so many but I like...

Chuck Norris is Never the wrong answer!

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa

11-26-2013 11:41 AM

Wtfff XDDD
Speaking of Chuck Norris though, did you see "The Expendables 2"? His part in that was pretty awesome. [lol]

And speaking of death~
I'm sad that Family Guy's Brian Griffin died. [:(]

BrotherOfDarkness

11-26-2013 11:46 AM

I know what's up with that? Just saw the clip, waiting for some punch line, but they all just stood there and cried? But I haven't seen the whole episode yet...

Quote:

Sylvester Stallone created the movie "The Expendables" as a birthday present for Chuck Norris. Upon receiving he said: "Its the thought that counts."

Ikuto Akihiko Hasegawa

11-26-2013 11:53 AM

I haven't watched the episode, but I figure I will in a few days or so. But I knooow. D:
I feel especially sad for Stewie.

XDD!

BrotherOfDarkness

11-26-2013 11:59 AM

There is a close up of Stevie crying! Boo hoo, very deep for Seth Green and Co.

Quote:

When kids go to sleep, they check under their bed for the bogeyman...
When the Bogeyman goes to bed he checks for Chuck Norris!

jellysundae

11-26-2013 01:03 PM

Lol, Chuck Norris jokes [lol] You know, you need to put those in the [QUOTE][/QUOTE] tabs, as you didn't write them originally[yes]

I see your Chuck Norris, and raise you one Clint Eastwood. [whatev]

http://hellomemes.com/wp-content/upl...2/memes103.jpg

Cardinal Biggles

11-26-2013 01:12 PM

I see your Clint Eastwood and raise you one chair:
http://germes-online.com/direct/dbim...fice_Chair.jpg

jellysundae

11-26-2013 01:13 PM

Well, can't say I can top that! Over to you, Bod!

BrotherOfDarkness

11-26-2013 06:07 PM

Okay I raise a Mr T

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On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him.

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He then enlisted in the United States Army and served in the Military Police Corps. In November 1975, Tureaud was awarded a letter of recommendation by his drill sergeant, and in a cycle of six thousand troops Tureaud was elected "Top Trainee of the Cycle" and was also promoted to squad leader.[8] In July 1976, Tureaud's platoon sergeant punished him by giving him the detail of chopping down trees during training camp at Fort McCoy in Wisconsin, but did not tell him how many trees, so Tureaud single-handedly chopped down over seventy trees from 6:30 am to 10:00 am, until a shocked major superseded the sergeant's orders.[9] Wikipedia

He is actually an awesome guy if you read about his charity work

BrotherOfDarkness

11-27-2013 10:59 AM

Chuck Norris does not smoke cigarettes , it's bad for their health.

I haven't seen that any where

Spyro

11-27-2013 11:10 AM

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers arevfilled with the blood of his victims, and unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

hummy

11-27-2013 12:20 PM

oh I have to ask my friend Chuck Norris aficionado

jellysundae

11-27-2013 12:59 PM

Can I admit, that I'd never heard of Chuck Norris until the memes about him started popping up all over the place [blush]

BrotherOfDarkness

11-27-2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jellysundae (Post 1772292489)

Can I admit, that I'd never heard of Chuck Norris until the memes about him started popping up all over the place [blush]

Tut tut jelly, I thought better of you!

But it's not your fault, the reason you had never heard of Chuck Norris, is because Chuck Norris wanted it that way!

hummy

11-27-2013 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BrotherOfDarkness (Post 1772292820)

Tut tut jelly, I thought better if you!

But it's not your fault, the reason you had never heard of Chuck Norris, is because Chuck Norris wanted it that way!

OMGod!
priceless, just priceless

Pyrrah

11-29-2013 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BrotherOfDarkness (Post 1772290872)

I agree that Chuck Norris is completely awesome!

Exaggerated Rebellion

11-30-2013 02:53 AM

I don't like him, mostly because of his homophobia, and he sued the people that sold those Chuck Norris joke books iirc.

But then again, I've never really watched any of the stuff he was in to begin with. Kind of surprising, because the movies he were in during the eighties and early nineties are my sort of films. [lol]

PrincessKasumi

11-30-2013 04:59 AM

Jelly in your signature... are you smacking yan with a rubber chicken? lol

sailor star rainbow

11-30-2013 08:27 AM

If I recall right Chuck Norris was in the tv Walker Texas Ranger. my step dad loves that show he has all of the season's on dvd.

jellysundae

11-30-2013 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessKasumi (Post 1772295746)

Jelly in your signature... are you smacking yan with a rubber chicken? lol

PrincessKasumi: Yes [:D]

To quell any accusations of cruelty, Yan drew that!

PrincessKasumi

11-30-2013 06:35 PM

LOL

Okay I believe you ... if you say so! [ninja]

BrotherOfDarkness

12-02-2013 12:35 AM

Are you implying that jelly may be a big bully?

jellysundae

12-02-2013 03:20 AM

If I may direct you to the Yan is horrible gallery in my profile...he's done nothing but bully me since day one! [lol]

So if he draws me beating him up, I'm not gonna complain [ninja]

BrotherOfDarkness

12-02-2013 09:51 PM

Maybe he drew a premonition? Does Yan dream? That's a scary thought, what Yan might dream of?

AikaCoonCat

12-03-2013 05:22 AM

oookk.. well XD

The Boogyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!

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