When Chuck Norris plays jumanji, he passes go, collects $200, gets check mate, gets crowned, catches the mouse, and sinks the battleship in one move.... Of his beard

---------- Post added 12-03-2013 at 04:30 PM ----------

Chuck Norris can always pick up that quarter glued to the floor

Not that he needs money, he just likes shiny things

Bewbs, probably [lol]

yanyan13: Oi, buttfase, we're talking about you here!

of course, bewbs :D and sometimes i may or may not be dreaming about inappropriate stuff 8D

can't really say i have a fave fact, all of the ones I've read are very lulz

Chuck Norris's Xbox one is backward compatible, he plays Atari games

Kambi does work for Chuck Norris

---------- Post added 12-09-2013 at 08:43 PM ----------

But then again Chuck Norris doesn't have to pay with the internet or phone, he just pushes money into the USB port, and it goes through