Oh gosh....I have something for this...it's so awful, but I love it:
http://www.thedevilbear.com/comixx/comic0390.jpg

And this is where I take my leave. Bye, guys!

Haha, you guys...guess what happens next in the sequence, it's not what you think it is!

MAGGY IM IN LOVE WITH YOU.

....boxers are basically hammocks for willies...

#random pondering of the day

Hehehe, that makes me happy. I love you tooo!
Haha, nope!
She makes banana bread out of him!

Haha amane, that is the biggest compliment ever.

MAGGY YOU DID NOT LOOK AT MY PENIS HAMMOCK COMMENT
I AM WOUNDED.

Hahaha, yes.
I did! But I apparently unclicked it's multiquote. I was gonna say that totally negates an ACTUAL banana hammock. [lol]

Bra's are boobie hammocks *nods*
:)

Mine are not hammocks, mine are more like...straight jackets. Gotta keep those bitches in their place.

HAHAH
you havea bdsm relation ship with your breasticles?

and if anyone questions this conversation as lewd. It is totes on a medical level *points to avi*

Hahah, yes. Those babies are involuntary subs. If I don't keep them bound up, they try to give me a black eye.

See imma lucky I've got that perfect handful. I'm actually pretty proud of my bewbs.

Oh I like my boobs, but damn they are big and heavy. And they do make a lot of movement difficult. And I HATE when I snap underwires.

Check, please. *walks out*

Why is who like what?
Awww, come back maaark.

Like what??? Everyone is different, don't question, just roll with it.


And omfg, ive never snapped an underwire. Your bewbs sound menacing, like if I were to bump in to them in a dark alley, i;d end up with no money and a split lip. (cue limp bizkit playing in head: ~its all about the he said she said bullsheet, you better quit letting sheet slip, or youll be leaving with a fat lip) maybe thats your bewbies anthem.
My tits feel like pussys now............which is also anatomically terrifying.

Hahahhaah, oh god. That whole....everything....has me dying laughing. Anatomically terrifying everything.