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awkwardly angled toilet...
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"Someone call 911!"
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But the phones...
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were all dead. |
"That's about right,"
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said the murderer.
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Who walked away
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laughing like a |
bullet riddled bagpipe.
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Octogenarian orangutans ostensibly
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wondered "WTF?" while
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collapsing in shock
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in brown trousers.
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"Let's get this
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pile of bloomers...
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to the orphanage!"
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So they rode
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and rode, until
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a giant pineapple |
appeared on the
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horizon. The bloomers |
grew heavy, but
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the three musketeers
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forged onward, convinced
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that the ultimate |
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