Best. Party. EVER.

I want to bring my dolly, she gets upset when I don't invite her to parties.

I'll bring tea and an extra dolly or two for the less-fortunate, because I am a good girl.

*nods*

I hope there's cakes and cookies.

Can my fish come?

Bring whoever you want. I'm gonna go sit in the corner and hate on myself for a while again.

._. Is something the matter?

Parties with party pies make me extremely happy. Like you have no idea.

One of my dollies was friends with the fishies for a whole week... I think fishies are welcome.

*towels off her drowned dolly*

... :D Sounds wonderful.

Sleepy is having a hard time. I think we should give him a group hug.

:c What's wrong, Anarchy?

I'm just tired. That mental thing that stops me from overthinking things is gone and the first thing I'm overthinking is myself.
Protip: Never, ever think about yourself.

Iunno. I've done myself a lot of good by thinking about myself. But a lot of bad, too, so I understand what you're talking about.

You alright? You wanna talk in private?

I've only done bad so far, so I'm really trying quite hard to stop it.

Nah, I'll be alright. Just need a few days.

Y'sure? I wouldn't mind. It'd make me happy if I could cheer you up, even a little.

I would totally try and distract you from it all, but that whole PG-13 rule... yeah.

*juggles fire instead*

... There's a PG-13 rule?

Anarchy, we're gun get banned.

PG-13 went out the window a while ago

Along with someone's pants.

*streaks through the thread, all the vital bits covered with pieces of tape*

I found a loophole!

Oh god, that sounded so wrong!

*dances offstage, embarrassed*

Partial nudity and bad innuendo. Seems about right for us.

Yay, I fit in! It's all I really wanted...

Oh, the things I could do if I was only rated R!

Nudity and innuendo? That's par for the course. Who's bringing the bad puns?

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Yeah, I'm sure. IT'll go away with time.

Pg-13 is a guideline. God knows how many times I'd be banned if it was strict.

I'm surprised we haven't been already.

Well, then nobody will mind if I'm naked for a bit, I'm trying on some underwear...

*tries to think of some bad puns*

I'm really out of practice with all this, sorry.

Fair enough. Its an open offer tho, like your mouth, so feel free to PM me if you change your mind.

Was that...