I tried making cookies once. It just turned into a giant brownie. Did not complain about that!

At least it turned into something edible? xD

I messed up brownies so bad once, they turned into a mudslide cake.

That is some sort of talent I am completely unfamiliar with.
I know how to make a Cookie Cake.

No stop talking about food I'M GOING TO DIE. @[email protected]

My sister once added 3/4 cup of baking soda instead of 3/4 tablespoon. Flattest, widest, most disgusting cookies EVER. And she made me try them. [cry]

Simple instructions on baking cookies right HERE~ [XD]

*shoves a banana oatmeal chocolate chip cookie in Dys's mouth*

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Hahaha, yes. The eggs are finally all used up!

I've never had such a cookie.

It sounds fucking delicious.

@ the banana oatmeal chocolate chip.

The 3/4 cup of baking soda cookies sounds like a crime against nature.

That sounds like she was attempting to MURDER you >:U

All I did was add two and a half cups of milk instead of two thirds of a cup. I'd misread it as two to three cups of milk, and had split the difference, you see. Mom saved it by dropping the temperature from 350 to 250, and extending the cooking time. It is amazingly delicious, should you ever choose to make it.

Haha, yes, that was a crime against nature.

The banana oatmeal chocolate chip cookies though...they are the best! They're moist and taste like little spice cakes with chocolate chips in them. [drool] It's one of my favorite family recipes.

I made brownies (or tried to) when I was younger.
They almost made it into the oven until the pan flipped over, batter spilling all over the oven. [cry]

Wow. Awesome that your mom knew how to handle it.

It was delicious o3o

Haha, that's awesome. Your mom wins the amazing award!

And yeah, it was SOOO GROOOSSSSS. But she knew that if she got me when I was reading I would put something in my mouth without looking at it.
That is a dangerous trait, fyi.

I know! I had thought I'd screwed up so badly, but she was all, "I got this!" And the results were perfect.

Well, I am happy to cheer you up! I messed THAT up badly, and it is not in anny way able to be saved.

Unlike delicious brownies o3o

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That is an incredibly dangerous trait. You should have not checked that box at the trait choosing office.

Clearly I was not thinking of the repercussions. I also will drink anything with a straw, even if I don't like the way it tastes.

Another dangerous trait. At least tell me you dind't take the allergy trait. I can assure you, that would have some dangerous repercussions, there.

Sadly, I apparently did. Including a soy allergy. [gonk]
Apparently I was pretty stupid when I picked out these traits. I have to watch myself.

Well, at least you didn't get the acidic food allergy, right? Let me tell you, throwing up blood because some jerk put vinegar in your food is no fun. And not being able to eat pizza unless it has a white sauce. [:|]

No, luckily, my only food allergy is soy.

Oh jeez, that sounds miserable!