Oh God that hammer.

Oh, are you a zombie tooth fairy, Eli?

I have a thread for that.

I'm more of an orc tooth fairy. :P

My front tooth is in pain as it is, don't bring that hammer anywhere near me [gonk]

Look, if you're a DENTIST, you can remove my wisdom teeth and have them. I don't mind that. But no hammers in my mouth.

That is also supernatural. You are welcome to hang out with all us supernatural people.

Well, the hammer is if the kids get... difficult. [ninja]

. You stay away from my teeth.

But I love teeth! That's why I have these little pouches. :u

... I LIKE MY TEETH TOO. IN MY FACE.

What? Do you knock them unconscious and steal their teeth? What else? Go through their pockets for lose change?

I thought the Tooth Fairy was supposed to leave loose change, not take it...

I'm an orc. I'm not very good at my job. [ninja]

-stuffs white marshmallows in Eli's mouth-
There. All the fluffy teeth for you.

Ack! It's moving too fast in here for me.

Hai, Steel [heart]

*Eats the marshmallows* I still want all of your teeths. [drool]

>:U NO.

I need my teeth. I don't wanna only eat soup. Especially since most instant soup has all this stuff I'm allergic to.

Instant soup sounds gross anyways. ._.

You can eat things without teeth! Soft things are good. [ninja]

It is soup in a can. You put it in the microwave because you don't have the energy to cook due to being in too much pain to care about food.

Iunno. Instant soup sounds worse than other instant things somehow.

Instant soup is the bane of many people's existences. :u

Eh? Why? xD

That's why I DON'T WANNA HAVE IT.

I'm keeping my teeth.