I'm too tired to imagine things today. It's being saved for special stuff.

My imagination is like a bellows, the more I use it, the more comes out.

Totally unlike a pickle, once one of those is used up, that's it, the thing's done for.

Sad, limp pickle.

... I'm very, very ashamed that I can't think of anything to come up with in reply to that.

That's okay, we can't all be at our best all the time.

Thankfully, I'm on a roll. Sort of like a wiener with mustard.

I'm sad I'm not at my best right5 now. Damn it work, why must you suck!

Wieners should not be yellow.

Oh, that's just mustard, it can be licked off.

See?

*offers you a mustardy wiener to lick*

Oh, come on, be a man about it!

Yeah, sorry work sucks so bad, I wish I had a job to complain about... I'm still trying.

Been thinking about slaving Ermy out on CafePress or something, just to get some extra monies, but that place sort of sucks for making scratch. I already have to do all my own advertising to sell books, and I haven't felt much like marketing lately.

*licks wiener* Ew, I forgot I didn't like mustard.

Honestly, the money is nice. Work as a whole would be okay if I got along with everyone fine, but the higher ups where I work are absolute idiots.

CafePress?

Oh, yeah, it's a site where you can have them custom print things. Coffee mugs and whatzit.

It's just hard to sell anything there.

Nobody goers there to buy things, people generally just use their services and then sell the stuff themselves.

My CafePress store I had before never even got a single visit. And we had some pretty cool stuff on it.

Ermy likes to draw and colour and stuff, and I'm good with the wordy bits, so we could make a good team, if I knew how to sell the shit.

It seems like one of those very, very directed kind of things, where it's not big outside of the small group that goes on there.

Yeah, too closed off for me to do much with it.

But if I could work up enough advertising, it could be good. They're really useful for getting things made, anyway.

I've actually been considering t-shirts, really. Half this town's tourist shops are basically t-shirt shops, and every other shop has shirts too, it seems.

I wouldn't even need that much business, just do a run now and then and sell them to shops. I know most of them won't be interested or offer me what they'd be worth, but I know a few people with ins at some places, and I'm pretty sure it would at least help pay my way, if anything.

An extra couple of hundred bucks a month even would make a huge difference at this point.

I know I've actually had someone buy the shirt off my back before, because it was one I'd made myself.

XD I took his shirt and ducked into the ladies, and gave him mine, and he paid me twenty for it and let me keep his, lol.

You'd definitely be better off going with a physical shop for that. I buy my clothes online, but I also don't buy clothes often. Most people will just buy stuff they see in stores.

Oh, I know.

I remember when they came out with the one what says "I put ketchup on my ketchup."

Suddenly everyone was wearing them. Every shop in town has them, now.

I know we could come up with something that would sell.

Hmm.
Damn it, WONDER! What are some of the really quotable things I said?

You raaaang?
Godamnit, see when we mentioned writing them down, I wish I had.
BUT THERE ARE SOME, I SWEARS.

I will however never forget burning sock energy.

No-one will ever forget burning sock energy.

I want to make one with my famous quote, "Whatever Doesn't Kill You Only Scars You For Life."

And yeah, I've already declared openly that it's mine, so nyah. I claim all rights to marketing the t-shirt. XD

OH!
My signature! Use that quote. (White text not included)

XD

Could do.

It would work well on a shirt.

I should make one what says, "My Other Shirt Has Bigger Boobs."

Oh, now THAT is a damn good idea.

Oh, and the one idea I had before, for guys.

"I only date women who have the courage to make the first move."

Oh my god, you're a genius Vera!

... Would wear.

It's taken me three hours to watch half of an hour long video.

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I don't get that one. >.>