I'm pretty sure that would go something like this:
"Why did you bring a cucumber to the coffee shop?"
"Oh god, is that a KNIFE?!?"
*gets tackled by cop in coffee shop and goes to jail*

Well, stop selling doughnuts and you'll have nowhere near the cops you got.

Then you can shoot the cucumber, even!

Hahaha. I'll let the coffee shop know to stop making it so cop friendly so I can make a point.

Yeah, who needs their business anyway?

It's not like they make the place any safer, providing a visual deterrent to crime by being there with badges, uniforms, radios and guns!

*is the worst giver of advice in the world when it comes to slicing cucumbers, she knows*

Hahaha. That is a very specific thing to be bad at. [rofl]

It's okay, it's not my only specialty.

I'm also bad at giving advice on how to assault people with toothpicks properly, and how to keep peace in the Middle East through the medium of Heavy Metal music.

One day I'll get one of these things right, but for now, just call me the incompetent advisor.

Brilliant.
Sorry I disappeared there. I accidentally fell asleep for almost four hours. Heh/

So sorry that I'm so far behind on letting you know that my doctor thinks that all that it was for me was a combo of some sort of reaction to something I ate on top of a cold that just both managed to hit me at once... But I'm definitely feeling more energetic more! [yes] I'm taking it as easy as I can, as I don't want a relapse of whatever it was, but hey, at least I'm doing better this week! :)

I'm so glad that you're feeling better! I'm getting back into life as well. I managed to make it to three out of the five dance classes I usually take this week. My goal is to make them all next week.

Three out of five after being under the weather isn't bad at all!

The downside here is that Becca seems to be catching what I had, although (is this bad for me to say) that I'm kind of happy that she's low on energy as it makes my life simpler so I'm not having to run after her all the time, so it helps me recuperate. I'm sorry she's sick, but I'm happy for the low energy. [yes]

Yeah, especially since I've been out of commission for two weeks, so I'm highly deconditioned. It kicked my BUNS!
Awww, I feel bad for Becca, but I can TOTALLY understand her being a bit easier to deal with with less energy, haha.

Hopefully it won't be as bad next week!! *fingers crossed*

Ohhhhh yeah!! We call her Hurricane Becca (Because she's always on the go and loves to leave a trail of things behind her. [lol])and she's been demoted from a Level 3 or 4 (like she usually is) -- well Level 3 is her every day craziness normally. Down to a Level 1 - and we're also in the eye of the storm, so it's quite peaceful and calm here at the moment. Makes it much easier to not feel super stressed. :)

Yeah, I definitely am hoping that I'm not in such awful shape next week. I did have mom give me a B12 injections this morning so that should help out.

Haha, that sounds like a HUGE difference.

That's good - yay for things that help out.

Oh, it really is quite the difference. I'm enjoying it - probably more than I should. [lol]

Yeah, I'm hoping to be 100% by next week.

Haha, oh goodness. Does she ever get to the point where she's not sick enough to sleep all the time, but she wants a lot of extra care still? I think that always exhausted my mom.

Oh, yeah- and I know when she gets to that point - I'll be an exhausted mess. [yes] But thankfully she's not gotten there yet!

Talk about a weird time to walk in...talking about cucumbers and toothpicks? *looks confused*

Sorry if I wander in and say something, then wander out like I do. I find I've been floating around quite a bit and any real busy threads have been difficult for me to keep up with...

And with that I'm probably going to disappear to bed...heh

Bed, bed sounds so wonderful right now!

Haha, yeah, I think I'm going to be heading to bed soon as well.

*awakens*

*looks around*

Pooh-ey pooh. I slept the whole conversation away.

Sleep is good though. For cereal.

Oh, especially if you wake up to cereal.

I did, and half a big cookie, so I got it pretty good for once.

Hahaha. Indeed. Although I still kind of want to go back to sleep. But I probably shouldn't.

Iunno what I'm doing today, but I'll probably nap a lot.

Naps are the best. Although, I have some training to do. I'll probably do that today. But that's only three hours.