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jokes and humour for Menewshans of all shapes and sizes
has something tickled your fancy? jiggled your funny bone? or just simply cracked you up? then post it here and share with one and all in the Menewsha community please refrain from all acts of plagiarism by ensuring that all content not of your own pen is placed firmly within the bounds of the [QUOTE][/QUOTE] square bars, as in the example below; [QUOTE]A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, "Bill, your house burnt down!" So he runs outside, but then he thinks, "I don't have a house," so he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey. Another guy runs in and says, "Bill! Your dad died!" He runs out of the bar, gets on his horse and rides a little ways, but then thinks, "I don't have a dad," so he goes back into the bar and drinks almost all of his whiskey. Then another guy runs in and says, "Bill! You won the lottery!" So he runs out, gets on his horse and rides all the way to the bank, but then he thinks, "My name's not Bill."[/QUOTE] all Menewsha Terms & Conditions apply |
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said " yes, no, yes ,no yes"...
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Lol, blonde jokes are always good for a laugh
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Hello guys. :D
This is a great idea for a hang out! I love seeing all these new faces getting used to mene. I just wanted to give a friendly reminder about Mene's Posting Rules. Please make sure all your jokes are in the [QUOTE ] [/QUOTE ] square bars from now on. Like this: Quote:
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I got a joke!!!
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XD It's dumb but I heard it at my cousin's wedding. |
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thankyou, I will keep that in mind (does this mean I need to re-edit my previous posts? and what if I post a totally original joke, do I quote myself? confuzzlement compounds me ) Lol, I love barroom jokes, they've always got a great twist. Quote:
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Totally original jokes are great, and you wouldn't need to quote those.
XD Oh no! Here's another questionable joke for you. |
Lol, short and sweet, unlike the tree "ouch!"
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I'll try to remember to post my jokes in here tomorrow. I post one everyday on my blogs. This might be better. No one reads my blogs here as they use to on mobi. :(
---------- Post added 04-01-2015 at 04:10 AM ---------- [Happy with their two beautiful teenage daughters, but still wanting a son, a couple decided to try onezmore time. After months of effort, the wife finally became pregnant, and nine months later she delivered a baby boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, butzwas horrified to discover the ugliest child he had ever seen. The man went back to his wife and saidz“There’s no way I could be the father of that baby! Look at the two beautiful daughters I’ve had!” He glared at his wife. “Have you been fooling around on me?” The wife answered, ”Not this time.”] my joke of the day. I hope I did the [quote][quote] thing correctly |
Lol "not this time." I remember your 'Daily Funnies' on Mobi. it would be a shame if they went without an audience. (oh, and I'll send you a pm on how the whole 'quote/unquote' thing works, its simpler than you would think )
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Didn'tno u read my blogs on mobi. Glad someone liked them :) makes me feelall warm an fuzzy Iinside. Got to be up In 4hrs so I can post funny here, busy day tomorrow. :) |
Of course, Firefly: your 'Daily Funnies' were one of the main staples of Mobion. I'm sure they brightened up the days of many the Mobionite.
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THURSDAY FUNNY IS HERE!
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Haha, that's a good one, made me actually laugh out loud
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Menelaus: a friend told me that if i do a memory jar that I could make gold for posting in it every day too. Thought I'd pass that along to u.
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I made a 100 gold for making an posting in my memory jar. I posted alot last night an didn't make that much gold. Well looks like i found my very own spot to chat about nothing or something everyday.
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And my sides are hurting from these jokes!!! [rofl] ---------- Post added 04-03-2015 at 01:17 AM ---------- Quote:
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hahaha, double-takes are always fun
now, before I unleashed this next jovial masterpiece, please allow me to apologize to any and all blondianites for painting them all with the same steriotypical brush. enjoy Quote:
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Okay, okay, I gotta pretty dumb one!
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[lmao][lol] I liked that one!
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I've got plenty of dumb jokes haha
They're good for a good laugh when you're feeling sad |
Yes they are!
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