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Ava The Vampire 06-10-2015 05:57 PM

Liquid milk is liquid heaven!
Liquid milk is my moonshine.

I love it so much. I could drink it with every meal, but then I'd be so fat and disgusting because milk is so bad for you! I learned about milk being bad for you from a friend I had in high school, but I was like, "Fuck you, milk is the best!" back then.

Now I'm realizing she was right about everything and milk really is bad.
Humans weren't meant to digest other animal's milk.

Amane 06-10-2015 06:00 PM

Well, duh. Everything that tastes good isn't good for you.

Ava The Vampire 06-10-2015 06:02 PM

Nuh uh!

Apples taste good. Nectarines taste good. Grapes taste good.
And tempeh! Ohhhh tempeh!

And kombucha! And tofu!

Amane 06-10-2015 06:03 PM

Where do people pull these NAMES?

Ava The Vampire 06-10-2015 09:24 PM

From hell.


I'm so freaking pissed off right now. I'm going to murder them in their sleep.
If you hear about a crazy hippie that just went wild from too much love and peace and just killed somebody on the news then it was me.
And I will shout out to all of you when I'm on the news being carted off to jail.

---------- Post added 06-10-2015 at 06:46 PM ----------

I was digging through my old folders while packing yesterday and I found my pillowbook from when I was in the hospital back in 2013.

I spent a month in the hospital and I was reading my letters and thoughts and I didn't realize just how COMPLETELY FUCKED UP I was!!! I mean, woah! The planet I was on hasn't even been discovered! And the whole time, I kept writing things like, "Everyone here is crazy! I'm FINE WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?!"

I should very much like to share these letters and journal entries sometime.
Just not in this very thread, obviously, and maybe somewhere online, maybe not on Mene.

Menelaus 06-11-2015 07:11 AM

hmmn, maybe you could organise them into a book, kinda like 'Diary Of A Wimpy Kid,' but with a different title, and content, and context, and... lol, you get the gist. personally, I think it would make a right riveting read. either that, or hide it in the rafters of your house and let them be 'discovered' by your grandkids in fifty years time, you'll be doubly famous and faaaaaaaar too age-addled to care what anybody thinks of your works ��

Ava The Vampire 06-11-2015 09:51 PM

I dunno.
Maybe I'll just type them out and save the file for doing something with it later.
Some of my letters were scary and I was really paranoid the whole time apparently.

I don't know if anyone would want to read about some girl who's in the hospital and hiding because she's scared people are poisoning her. Or scared she'll infect people with "disease".

Plus, my cognition was so bad I didn't realize I basically wrote the same letter over six or seven times. Then my actual "journal" posts basically say one of three things: "I'm scared." "I'm being poisoned!" "I hate it here."

Bishalisious 06-12-2015 12:27 AM

If you had help organizing ur journel entries it could absolutely be turned into a publication. Anne Frank is a good example of such. Also when I was 12 my uncle gave me this book about a girl named Alice, I cant remember the books title but her name was possibly it. Anyway it was her journel entries about life for her as a teen growing up in the 60's. Basically she went from a straight A student growing up in a two parent home in suburbia to one day going to a party & being pressured into trying Acid. She went on to get hooked on other drugs like Herion & ran away from home constantly to get high. Towards the end of the book she ended up tripping on some bad Acid & got committed to a psych hospital but eventually got better & returned to her parents house fully recovered from everything. Sadly though her old friends that she use to drug with came by when her parents were gone & tricked her into taking more drugs, I forget if was herion or acid but she O'd & died. The whole book was based off of her journel entries. Even when she was in the hospital. She wrote one time she tripped so bad she locked herself in a closet & thought she was being buried alive so she broke off her nails & bloodied her fingers raw thinking she was trying to dig her way out but was just digging her fingers over & over into the wood on the closet door. Sooooo basically you never know how your story may inspire or help others out in the world.

Ava The Vampire 06-12-2015 12:42 AM

That's really interesting, Bisha.

I dunno. I'll think about organizing my journal entries. I don't know if they'll make much sense to other people as I was in really bad shape when I wrote them.
I'd probably need to add footnotes and parenthesis to explain what was going on while I wrote these entries. Like, in one I talk about being assaulted, but I am pretty sure I wasn't actually being assaulted when I wrote it. Obviously. I mean, it had to have been a flashback I was having and I was writing after it happened, or something. I dunno.

I mean, some of my entries make literally no sense.

Bishalisious 06-12-2015 12:50 AM

The name of the book is Go Ask Alice

I do believe thats what happened in this book regarding footnotes. I remember some short summaries to explain what was occuring to help the reader along & bring the story together also were included. Same format also with The Diary of Anne Frank.

Lol! Read the reviews on Amazon about this book. Most aren't so nice. At 12yrs old though, I truly enjoyed it.

Menelaus 06-12-2015 06:19 PM

Oh.. My.. Freaking.. Daze!!! the candy companies have finally lost their minds!!! I walked into the store today, and look at what I saw just sitting there all 'la Dee daa' on the candy shelf...

SPOILERX



I mean, wft are they thinking!? (and do people really eat that!?). I can barely begin to imagine what they're going to think of next.
on a lighter note.. clowns, big feet or empty shoes? ��

Bishalisious 06-12-2015 08:58 PM

Lmao! Wtf?! Camel Balls though!!! [wha]

biitchyass 06-13-2015 12:29 AM

Hey guys been a while how is everyone doing

Amane 06-14-2015 01:24 PM

I GOT THE MCDERPLES THAT DAY. Also, I GOT THE WHITE CASTLE. PLUS LEFTOVERS. AWWWW YEAAAAH!

Menelaus 06-14-2015 06:32 PM

lol, just remember, an inch on the lips, is ten on the hips ��

Amane 06-14-2015 07:26 PM

Boxman, I got two things to say to you.

One, I will eat White Castle when out of town and I will love it.
Two, Mr. Fount of Knowledge, I'll have you know that I prefer to believe the fairies did it.

Menelaus 06-15-2015 09:34 AM

lol, I've decided that for today, my definiens are to mainly be more clear than all and any definiendum I espouse. on the meretricion of that note, those flamboyantly fluttering children of the Fae shall not be blamed for your gluttonously gollping consumations ��

VeraDark 06-15-2015 09:39 AM

I'm sorry for anyone who's been through hell in a hospital. I was in a so-called "care facility" that somehow forgot to care or something. I couldn't for the life of me convince them I wasn't mental. Finally I just gave up and told them I thought I'd gone crazy, and the next thing you know, I'm back out in public.

I'm starting to think that anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist should have their head examined! Those witch-doctors are starkers!

Amane 06-15-2015 03:04 PM

Boxman, "I prefer to believe the fairies did it" is intended to convey my opinion concerning your informational posts of often epic length, hence the address of you as Mr. Fount of Knowledge prior to the aforementioned statement. The statement is also intended to be a note of warning that I place the act of ignoring said posts in an area of dire importance. I possess the potential be abundantly educated on a subject should I so choose, but I have in the fairly recent past discovered that I draw amusement from a myriad of my passions partially because I possess sparse knowledge concerning which agents allowed those passions to originally develop and which allow them to operate continuously into the present. The lively tongues of others who wished to be abundantly educated on those agents and successfully pursued their desire have devastated my ability to be entertained by numerous passions I have held closely in the past. I expend excessive cognitive energy toward such facts when attempting to be entertained, but such facts obstruct my success unless the passion itself is the act of collecting facts. I preferably expend no more cognitive energy than is required to name the cause leading to a result as magic if I am unable to expend truly none toward such inquisitions. To briefly bring my consumption habits forth for disucssion once more, wholly absent intelligence is required of an individual before they are unaware that pleasure is to detrimental as disgust is to beneficial.

TRANSLATION FOR THOSE OF YOU NON-BOXMANS PLAYING AT HOMEX

Sorry, continuing what he started there.

Quote:

Boxman, you're puttin' that phrase with the wrong thing. What I mean is, you like to know the SCIENCE. I don't. You always make those looong posts full of information, Mr. Fount of Knowledge, and I can't bring myself to read those. Sure, I can be smart on stuff. But if it's something fun, it kills it when I know all that background information. Unless, of course, the fun thing is gathering all that information. People who know every [ducky]ing thing about something have ruined stuff for me before, and I get sick a' that. I don't want to know all that "behind the scenes" stuff. I think about it too much when I know. I'd rather not think about it at all. Let it be magic. Just let me see what's up front. And as for how I eat, everybody knows that if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Ava The Vampire 06-15-2015 07:00 PM

Hospitals definitely suck.
I hated being in the hospital while I was there. I mean, the staff either didn't care or cared "too much".

No in between. It's a weird environment.

Amane 06-15-2015 07:50 PM

Weather, I'm going to fight.

Menelaus 06-15-2015 08:31 PM

wow, tell it how you feel. lol, that's actually not a problem, I can turn it off by request ��

Amane 06-15-2015 08:41 PM

Do turn off the storms.

Today's wonder is what it would have been like in the world of that otherworldly beautiful Pre-Raphaelite art.

Menelaus 06-16-2015 04:54 AM

lol, not exactly what I meant (or what I was referring to), but ok *tightens the storm faucet* ��

Amane 06-16-2015 01:22 PM

Every stupid DAY.

*hopes it doesn't storm so momma goes away with sister today and brings back McDerples*


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