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This Is The Answer; What's The Question?
This Is The Answer; What's The Question?
Ok, here's how we do this. The person above posts a random answer, And the next person post whatever they think the question could possibly have been, Then they post the next random answer. And the cycle goes on. Example; 1st person: Answer, a ten foot toothbrush. 2nd person: Question what do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? Answer, four pigs and a chicken. 3rd person: Question, what did I have for dinner last night? Answer, three hundred and eleventy three. Lol, I'll start; Question, how many times does a wood chuck chuck? Answer, cold tea and a slice of lemon. |
Ha!
Question: What's the best drink for a Puritanical great-aunt Answer: Only ever if the chocolate doesn't melt. |
lol, that brought to me a distinct image of Morph then, but this is a family show so I won't share ��
Question: is it ok to play 'pass the parcel' with Easter eggs? Answer: Hide it in the closet �� |
I don't think I want to know about your twisted Morph fantasies [t2h]
Question: Best short-term option for an inconvenient corpse? Answer: David Cameron |
lol, blame it on Russell Howard, it was his story that came to mind ��
Question: who has presided over the longest squeeze on living standards since Victoria was on the Throne? Answer: A long walk off a short pier �� |
About 700 lbs, according to Wikipedia.
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The punch line to a "Yo Mama" joke
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lol, I think you've both misunderstood. I'll repost from my last entry, read the top of page write-up and try again ��
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But Mr Wrong didn't put an answr sooooo now I am confused [squee]
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lol, I know right. just continue from where I left off ��
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What did the man on the motorcycle do?
Answer: A fan. |
question: what did the giant use the jet engine for?
answer: three chickens and a goat. |
Question: What's wrong with all of the penguins?
Answer: The special grapefruits aren't in season. |
Question: what would be a good excuse for stalling the election for the next clown president?
Answer: two points each way. |
how many hands does a dictionary have?
candy corn |
Question: what's Willie Wonker's stripper name?
Answer: only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. |
Question: How often do baby giants need to sleep?
Answer: Six thick thistle sticks. |
Question: *sings* "on the sixth day of Scottish Christmas, my true love sent to me..."?
Answer: Barbara Streisand. |
Question: Who has a beard that's long and white?
Answer: broken headphones |
Question: what's the best thing to wear to check if strangers are making fun of you on the subway?
Answer: cold custard. |
Q: What does it feel like?
A: 12 inch stick |
Q: How big is your stick??
A: Crazytown. (Wow, my responses are so lame... This one stumped me! :P) |
Answer: where was you born
a green bunny |
What did you eat for lunch today?
Lotion |
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