Today is......
 

It's international panic day & picnic day.
I guess that's cool since most picnics wind up being panics.
No, really. There's always a drama queen having a cow about ants, flies, all other bugs, bums, trash( both kinds) the weather's hot, the foods cold, who's there, who's not there....Gasp.... Do like u know..... EVERYTHING!!!!! OH& of course if u don't invite them they crash the party .
U ever notice that drama queens seem to have taken over congress?.... & tv.& church.
Maybe they're alien invaders?. Hmmmmmmmm[mrgreen]

o-o that's a trip

The only panic I have at picnics is whether or not I'll get food poisoning from the potato salad that has been sitting in the sun!...cuz I likes me some potato salad! Lol! [heart]!

Trip? That's another thing drama queens excel at ruining. Ahhhhh,hahahahahahahahahaha[mrgreen]

Today is both, chocolate eclairs day& stupid guy thing day.
That's a good combo cause stupid guys well eat eclairs till they're razor back hog for the slaughter fat& then make fun of chubby girls . Sheesh! Eveeeeen....[roll]

TODAY IS...
THE GREATEST...

TODAY IS...
THE GREATEST...

Sorry, I'll stop now. XD

Catfish day???
 

Yep today is catfish day.
Today we celebrate loud, rude, stupid people, also known as catfish. All mouth& no brain.
I don't know why we have a catfish holiday unless is a p.c.thing...or celebrating congress. [roll][shock][boogie][mrgreen][yahoo][jelly][nerner]

We call them gators. All mouth and no ears. Sometimes they're scaly and have big tails.

Today is handshake day 😀
 

Alright. Hands up&&&&&& shake!!!
Shake em to the right& shake em to the left. You shake the left one in, you shake the left one out.you shake the right one in& you shake it all about.... Ahhhhh,hahahahahahahahahaha gasp wheeze Ahhhhh,hahahahahahahahahaha.....

I remember the Hokey Pokey from childhood. I liked going to the skating rink, but I headed for the arcade games when the lights went low and the dj divided the genders with the boys on one side of the rink and the girls on the other side.

Space Invaders, take me away...

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Good potato salad is so hard to find. Ever read the ingredients list from typical potato salad? Pimentos, onions, xyntham gum, carageenan (she wouldn't date me after high school), high fructose corn syrup, low fructose razor back pig snot, and sometimes celery.

El Commandante, told us it was herbal tea.

I like potato salad! Homemade is best!

Today is sunglasses day. So of course it's rained cats, dogs& cows today. Ahhhhh,hahahahahahahahahaha

TODAY IS CAPLOCK DAY SO BREAK OUT THE BOBBY PINS& MAKE SURE THOSE CAPS STAY ON

Good one! #Adjusts pink cap

I lol'd.

OMFGALLCAPSANDNOSPACESFORTHEMUTHAFUCKINWINLOL

Today is,I forgot day...
I had lots to say about this but I..ahem.. Forgot[mrgreen][mrgreen][mrgreen]

You need to remember it!

It's build a scarecrow day.
But like don't they grow in cornfields??? 😕

scarecrows with or without a brain? lol

Today is chocolate day and macaroni day and chocolate covered strawberry Sunday day.
Sooooo, can we miss all three? Maaaaaaybe...
U know, suddenly I'm hungry. 😅😕😛

*leaves you a sundae bowl filled with macaroni and chocolate sauce, topped with a chocolate covered strawberry*
Happy chocolate macaroni sundae day with strawberries on top! [heart]!

Yeah, yeah. Its Humpday, but also cow appreciation day.
I gave Clyde the wonder camel the day off and all charging across the page of the California cow. Moooooooo. 🐮 Ahhh hahahahahahahahahaha.....

Today is ,fresh spinach day.
Now fresh spinach is nothing like the canned version.
It's light&green&tasty.
Like lettuce &such.
I strongly advise against squeezing the can open in your hands&gulping the whole thing in a single bite, unless you're Popeye.
That's exactly what you should do it your Popeye, or being bullied by bluto, or being flirted with by olive oil. 😱😱😱

Do you grow them?