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Fish jesus would be ashamed of you all.
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Well, if he lox us out of heaven, that just means we'll be like Bruno Mares' hit song "Locketrout of Heaven." ¬‿¬
/I don't know who braised us to be like this /MARE IS A FOREIGN WORD FOR SEA |
Oh my blob-fish. Why.
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I'm not good enough at fish puns to make fish puns all the time. R eel y.
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oH MY GOD U LIAR
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I r eel y just keep using the same pun over and over
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It's oakay. I'm knot good with puns.
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My trying to come up with fish puns is like opening a can of worms
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You gotta catch the bait in order to reel in a good pun. Have to lurk under the murky waters and wait until the opportunity arises to release the puns.
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I think I am more like a fish that has been caught in the net and is now flopping around on the ground.
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I am pun trash. I feel we are both in the net, Salvete. The whirlpool just came up and sucked us into a torrent of guppies and crabs, and now we are the mermaids stuck in the fisherman's net.
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We are both flopping around in the net on the internet :D
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I'm in the v/a getting my foot looked at. I'm diabetic and have a sore between my toes.
Nothing fishy there, Not even my feet. I've never been prone to smelt feet. |
Yikes hope your foot is okay, the Cheshire Pisces
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Bay bugger that, I'm getting a little sea sick of trying to come up with fish puns, cod damn...[:P]
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I just saw the sturgeon on staff. I'm probability not gonna b admitted. I was kind of flounder, ing for a bait bit I'm over it
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Keep it up, and you'll summon Barbara Dunkleman, Queen of Bad Puns.
On second thought, go ahead. Barb is hot. [;)] [heart] |
I don't know who that is, actually
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Well, crab. Now we have to salmon her to find out!
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Holy mackerel! Holy crab!
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Remember that Bobbin Thicke hit Tangled Lines?
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lol, though these fish puns really are the fin-nacle of animal wordplay, horse puns have similar po-tench-ial, neigh? though I don't want to leave myself up the creek without a saddle, and horse puns can be a right night-mare that'll stirrup a lot of trouble. wouldn't want to make a rod for my own back with puns that might sell me up the river. so I'll kipper lid on them and stick to the turbot-charged fishy ones that will leave you all bream-ing from ear to ear
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Yes I do. Did you like it?
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The fin fatale mention for salmoning is unknown to me.
But sea sounds like Fin |
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