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I don't think we're gonna eat that pineapple. It's on the mantle!
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Or maybe the pineapple does get eaten and then theres an agatha christie style mystery to work out whoddunit
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There will be NO eating of the Pineapple
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lol, I'm so glad that someone understood that, I was starting to think the joke was being wasted
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I love the two interpretations of my question...[lol]
The responses are gold. |
CITRUS IMMA GUNNA EAT CHU
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Eat the pineapple that's ready for Christmas, not Citrus! D:
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I think theyre pretty much one and the same at this point.
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when you suddenly realize, that the Christmas pineapple is actually a thing...
http://www.menewsha.com/forum/pictur...ictureid=60231 |
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I was a deckhand that year and for thanks giving we had some fresh pineapples. We, myself the bos'n&2other deckhands took one cut out a plug& core from its top ¢er. Everyday from thanksgiving to Christmas day we poured it full of whiskey. On Christmas day we cut and ate it. It was tasty. |
PARTY PINEAPPLE *rave*
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That's surprising....a Christmas party pineapple.....
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I know right, who'da think it. I think we should all fill pineapples with our favourite tipples and save them till Christmas too
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Wanna hear a funny bathroom story? Yesterday I had to use the bathroom at school. I did my business, but happened to look up and saw a freakin wasp in the stall with me. Panicked, I hurried and cleaned myself up and stood up. The wasp saw me. It started to move down the stall towards me. I stood still, waiting. When it turned it's back to me i spanked it with me shoe!! The sound echoed through the hole bathroom and I wondered what the people outside thought was going on. LOL. Damn thing could have stung my butt...
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Bwahaha I love bathroom escapades.
I did a lime green poop today. Theres my story. |
Lime green poop is even cooler than the teal poop that I changed the other week!
I guess when children eat food coloring it turns their poop interesting colors. I had one girl who pooped in her underwear and I changed it and it was the coolest shade of teal! I should have taken a picture of it. :D I've never had cool poop. But I do take a medication that makes my poop turn red sometimes but it doesn't look cool, it looks like I'm internally bleeding and I always freak out when I see it. D: |
Lmfao mines not from anything awesome it's from eating a dodgey burger lol!
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I know how you feel, I ate a dodgy kebab the other night. no colourful poo anecdotes though, just a rumbly tummy
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That Christmas Pineapple is majestic [howdy]
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Pineapples r alright fresh but I don't care for the canned ones
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Pineapples are awesome \o/
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...especially when you cut out the core and fill them with whiskey
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*covers Sheepie's ears*
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