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kelseydee 04-23-2017 06:01 PM

Bad jokes and puns😱
 
The worse, the better. [mrgreen]

kelseydee 04-24-2017 01:12 PM

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

hummy 04-24-2017 11:35 PM


Too funny

Mr. Wrong 04-25-2017 02:43 AM

And hummy is still alive. [eager]

onsenmark 04-25-2017 02:51 AM

[music] This was a triumph... [music]

hummy 04-25-2017 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong (Post 1773886029)
And hummy is still alive. [eager]


I almost choked to death on a piece of granola today

Mr. Wrong 04-25-2017 03:57 AM

[squee]
Quote:

Originally Posted by hummy (Post 1773886057)

I almost choked to death on a piece of granola today

Hope you're ok now. I sometimes try to beathe my food. Causes major coughing fit.

Ignis 04-25-2017 03:59 AM

[ninja] i'm here for the puns...

kelseydee 04-25-2017 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773885801)
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of cherry trees. [green]

onsenmark 04-25-2017 01:52 PM

Just gotta get this out of the way now:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a85...pskirddxgp.jpg

Okay. Continue. [sweat]

kelseydee 04-25-2017 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773886138)
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of cherry trees. [green]

Why does everyone in the jungle go home at sundown?
That's when the elephants jump out of cherry trees..... [mrgreen]

salvete 04-26-2017 03:52 AM

elephants and cherry trees! never knew they had something in common haha

Inzanebraned 04-26-2017 05:24 AM

So...What did the flower say to the bee?
"Don't bug me!"

kelseydee 04-26-2017 11:24 AM

What do u call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A roaming Catholic

kelseydee 04-26-2017 04:36 PM

The invisible man stopped by the other day, but I wasn't able to see him. [mrgreen]

kelseydee 04-27-2017 08:13 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opposum it could b done [poke]

Mr. Wrong 04-28-2017 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773886715)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opposum it could b done [poke]

I've actually run over a 'possum on a bicycle. Heck of a bump.

kelseydee 04-28-2017 02:00 PM

What's Grey Weighs 2 tons and comes in a can?
Cream of elephant soup[mrgreen][mrgreen][mrgreen]

pinkypisces 04-28-2017 07:34 PM

What did the mime say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he was speechless.... Giggles myself helpless

kelseydee 04-29-2017 09:30 PM

What do u get if u cross a elephant with a dog?
A really, really! Nervous mailman. [mrgreen]

kelseydee 04-30-2017 02:39 PM

If u know a better fish pun, let minnow.[mrgreen]

Mr. Wrong 05-01-2017 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773890812)
If u know a better fish pun, let minnow.[mrgreen]

I've haddock up to here with your fish puns!

kelseydee 05-01-2017 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong (Post 1773892822)
I've haddock up to here with your fish puns!

So, you're floundering in my fish puns? [mrgreen]

Mr. Wrong 05-02-2017 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773893203)
So, you're floundering in my fish puns? [mrgreen]

If it eels right, do it.

kelseydee 05-02-2017 08:11 AM

Do ewe count sheep at night?


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