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Inzanebraned 09-29-2018 10:34 PM

Weird Alpacas?

Mr. Wrong 10-02-2018 04:07 AM

A cow walks into a pot field.

The steaks have never been higher.

pinkypisces 10-03-2018 12:56 AM

I don't care who he yacks at

Mr. Wrong 10-03-2018 08:45 AM

YouTube video comments of the day:

About the band Supertramp.

Quote:

Well, I've never denied it, but it's true, that this band is named after my ex-wife.
Quote:

LOL. This whole album is about lady problems.
Quote:

She left town with my best friend and I don't even know his name!
So savage.

kelseydee 10-04-2018 09:20 PM

Boooooo

Mr. Wrong 10-12-2018 04:18 AM

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

kelseydee 10-13-2018 03:01 AM

Zzzzzzzzz

Mr. Wrong 10-16-2018 04:53 AM

Irony: the opposite of wrinkly.

kelseydee 10-18-2018 02:47 AM

You're pressing the issue

Mr. Wrong 11-10-2018 09:37 AM

I'm chewing Carefree sugarless gum, but I'm still worried.

Mr. Wrong 11-11-2018 01:32 AM

I tried walking into a Target store, but I missed.

kelseydee 11-11-2018 02:04 AM

Jokers job is safe.

Mr. Wrong 11-11-2018 06:38 AM

If you need help falling asleep, count sheep. Because if you count endangered animals you will run out.

kelseydee 11-12-2018 02:50 AM

Ewe Can't pull the wool over my eyes

Mr. Wrong 11-14-2018 10:37 AM

I like Kit Kat bars, but not if I'm around four or more people.

Mr. Wrong 11-19-2018 04:10 AM

When you're down by the sea
And an eel bites your knee
That's a moray

kelseydee 11-22-2018 02:34 AM

Holy hob gobbles Batman. It's thanksgiving.

Shion Uzuki 11-25-2018 05:54 AM

What do you call cats that sit in the loaf position?

Well bread!

hummy 11-25-2018 10:38 AM


or meatloaf...[drool] yum!

Mr. Wrong 11-27-2018 01:49 AM

Mmmmm. Truck stop meatloaf.

kelseydee 11-27-2018 02:47 AM

Truck stop chilli used to b the bomb before 75 was completed.
I always thought I'd like to follow 3rd 66 but alas, another dream lost in the sands of time.

Amane 12-02-2018 03:35 PM

Kit-Kat bars are delish!

I just wouldn't go eating any truck stop sushi.

Mr. Wrong 12-03-2018 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amane (Post 1774093512)
Kit-Kat bars are delish!

I just wouldn't go eating any truck stop sushi.

Fortunately, I've never seen truck stop sushi. I have, however, seen truck stop Suzy. 😔

Amane 12-03-2018 03:24 PM

Why the mournful-looking face? What happened to our dear Suzy?

kelseydee 12-04-2018 09:54 PM

If u knew suzy like I know suzy, you'd never leave the truck stop again.


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