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Mr. Wrong 05-02-2017 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773894946)
Do ewe count sheep at night?

Not since I purchased a Serta memory foam mattress.

kelseydee 05-02-2017 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong (Post 1773895594)
Not since I purchased a Serta memory foam mattress.

See foam??? [mrgreen]

Mr. Wrong 05-03-2017 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Cheshire Pisces (Post 1773895846)
See foam??? [mrgreen]

I see the foam I wanted. Bought it. Left a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.

kelseydee 05-03-2017 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Wrong (Post 1773896496)
I see the foam I wanted. Bought it. Left a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids.

I Sea.

kelseydee 05-04-2017 08:25 AM

What does a elephant use for a cotex?
A sheep [mrgreen] 🐏🐑🐐

kelseydee 05-04-2017 03:38 PM

How many stupid people does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how u slice em. [mrgreen]

kelseydee 05-05-2017 04:10 PM

Did u hear about the near sighted firefly who fell in love with a lit cigarette?
It was a hot affair [mrgreen]

pinkypisces 05-06-2017 11:44 PM

No but I count on sleeping, does that count?

KushyKissez 05-07-2017 12:28 PM

Haha had a wee read made me chuckle

Amane 05-07-2017 12:55 PM

Perperchuating the fish puns?

pinkypisces 05-07-2017 03:26 PM

Not really, just floundering around

Amane 05-07-2017 04:37 PM

A thread to school us all in fish puns?

pinkypisces 05-07-2017 06:05 PM

More like fishing for puns

Amane 05-07-2017 06:51 PM

NOOO! I chipped my mousepad keys!

pinkypisces 05-07-2017 09:24 PM

Hungry?

Amane 05-07-2017 09:32 PM

I think my sharp nail chipped it. I broke a nail last night. [gonk]

pinkypisces 05-07-2017 09:56 PM

Loooooooord mine break soooooooo easy anymore.even just reaching into my pocket

Amane 05-07-2017 10:01 PM

I hear they get more fragile with age. That or very hard.

pinkypisces 05-07-2017 11:23 PM

True, mine once were formidable claws

Amane 05-08-2017 12:04 AM

I thought that said formidable cows.

Mr. Wrong 05-08-2017 04:47 AM

I've begun taking a hair, nails, skin, supplement. It comes in the form of a gummy drop.

Nothing fishy about that.

Amane 05-08-2017 04:48 AM

That's my kind of Iron Man.

Father gives me gummy bear vitamin supplements.

pinkypisces 05-08-2017 11:59 AM

Bulls r formidable cows.

Amane 05-08-2017 12:21 PM

Then how are your bulls doing? But since you're not a Taurus, you may not have any.

pinkypisces 05-08-2017 02:20 PM

It slings well enough


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