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Amane 05-08-2017 04:09 PM

Things are going swimmingly?

pinkypisces 05-08-2017 06:53 PM

All down stream from here

Amane 05-08-2017 06:59 PM

Smooth-sailing.

kelseydee 05-09-2017 03:53 PM

How is eternity defined?
4 Pisces at a 4 way stop. [mrgreen]

Amane 05-09-2017 04:09 PM

Or four Libras. "You go ahead. No, you go ahead! YOU GO AHEAD! I INSIST! I can't decide who should go. YOU JUST GO!"

kelseydee 05-09-2017 06:51 PM

Or 4 blondes

Amane 05-10-2017 08:11 AM

Reminds me of that joke about the thing going *vroom* *SCREECH* *vroom* *SCREECH*
A blonde at a blinking red light.

pinkypisces 05-10-2017 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amane (Post 1773904099)
Reminds me of that joke about the thing going *vroom* *SCREECH* *vroom* *SCREECH*
A blonde at a blinking red light.

Good one

Amane 05-11-2017 01:19 PM

It has been a long time since I heard any of those jokes.

pinkypisces 05-11-2017 04:09 PM

[mrgreen]Jokes? How do u know when a politician is lying?
Their mouth is open[mrgreen]

Amane 05-11-2017 05:00 PM

Political jokes are gold right now.

kelseydee 05-12-2017 11:13 PM

How many politicians does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how u slice them.[mrgreen]

pinkypisces 05-13-2017 11:41 PM

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They sit in the dark and blame the last administration. Hehehehehehehehehehe

Amane 05-14-2017 12:13 AM

There are still plenty of fish puns in the sea.

pinkypisces 05-14-2017 11:05 PM

Well, like they say, never count your fish till they hatch. Or something like that. [rofl]

pinkypisces 05-15-2017 07:32 PM

Why did the fish swallow the hook?
U got me.

Amane 05-16-2017 01:53 PM

I wonder how many of our mates are still on board with the fish puns.

pinkypisces 05-17-2017 12:31 AM

I'm afraid they're all washed up.

Amane 05-17-2017 10:02 AM

It was a fun reign while it lasted.

pinkypisces 05-18-2017 01:25 AM

When u fish upon a star, makes no difference who u r. If u fish it really true. You're cooooooooo, cooooooooo. Thank u thank u. I'm here till Sunday. Try the shrimp.

Amane 05-19-2017 02:47 PM

Stars can be pretty hot. You don't want to fish on those.

pinkypisces 05-19-2017 03:51 PM

I don't know. I might fish Michelle Phifer... I'm such a bad speller.

Amane 05-19-2017 04:36 PM

Michelle Pfeiffer, dat white gold!

pinkypisces 05-19-2017 08:49 PM

Meeeeeeooooooow!!!! Throw her in the pool and call her catfish [silly]

kelseydee 05-21-2017 06:24 PM

Happy Sunday folks


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