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hummy 12-30-2017 05:14 PM



Wow, lucrative


Ava The Vampire 12-30-2017 05:15 PM

D: AMANE!

You're not violent... what is happening to you?!

hummy 12-30-2017 05:17 PM



It's the blood


Facade 12-30-2017 05:20 PM

Blood is a wicked, corrupting substance... and it's so tasty too, just like candy! So get your Vitameatavegamin today... that's Vita-Meata-Vegamin.

-burps-

hummy 12-30-2017 05:21 PM



Lucy you got some splainin to do


Facade 12-30-2017 05:22 PM

[ninja]

NO I DON'T. [gonk] I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO NO HATEFUL MAN LIKE YOU, RICKY! [illgetu]

-drops a house on Humz and flees the crime scene-

hummy 12-30-2017 05:24 PM



H
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto


Amane 12-30-2017 05:27 PM

I know someone got a record player.

The trick is to find a blood bank where vampires work.

hummy 12-30-2017 05:27 PM



How do you know


Facade 12-30-2017 05:29 PM

Vampires don't exist, Amane. Silly! [lol]

Only Godzillas and flaming eyeballs and toe-cheese elves exist. [ninja] Oh, and drag queen dragons.

hummy 12-30-2017 05:30 PM



Dragons, yay!


Amane 12-30-2017 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire (Post 1774021323)
D: AMANE!

You're not violent... what is happening to you?!

Siblings, Ava. Siblings. They bring out the savage beast in the most docile of people.

hummy 12-30-2017 05:33 PM



Hopefully it goes well


Ava The Vampire 12-30-2017 05:33 PM

I have a record player. :D
Don't use the record player to beat in someone's skull.... [gonk]

Amane 12-30-2017 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Facade (Post 1774021348)
Vampires don't exist, Amane. Silly! [lol]

Only Godzillas and flaming eyeballs and toe-cheese elves exist. [ninja] Oh, and drag queen dragons.

Vampires do exist. Wherefore dost thou think so many blood banks are always short on blood? 'Tis the most humane way for their staff to feed.

Facade 12-30-2017 05:35 PM

IF VAMPIRES EXIST THEN EXPLAIN THE TOE-CHEESE ELVES, AMANE! [illgetu] WHAT ARE THEY HERE FOR? WHAT DO THEY WANT? AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS EATING MY TOE CHEESE. [cry]

hummy 12-30-2017 05:36 PM



So vampire work at blood banks


Ava The Vampire 12-30-2017 05:41 PM

Is "toe-cheese" like... "d*ck-cheese"????

I haven't heard of toe cheese, but I've heard of d*ck cheese! :D

Amane 12-30-2017 05:42 PM

Someone told me to never ask about anatomical cheese, so I'm not doing it. If any of you tell me anyway, I'll beat thee with a lead pipe.

Blood banks are cover-ups for areas heavily populated by vampires.

hummy 12-30-2017 05:42 PM



I have heard of neither


Facade 12-30-2017 05:43 PM

Similar, but not the same. [rofl]

Toe cheese as in, that stinky lint stuff from your socks that gets caught between your toes. [ninja]

But yeah, d*ck cheese is a thing. [lol] It has the more common name of "fromunda" cheese - like "from under" (your balls). [ninja]

hummy 12-30-2017 05:45 PM



And how have I lived not knowing that


Amane 12-30-2017 05:45 PM

Duck cheese.

Facade 12-30-2017 05:46 PM

I don't know, Humz, how you haven't died from not knowing this information. It's essential to everyday life and functioning. [ninja]

[:P]

---------- Post added 12-30-2017 at 12:46 PM ----------

GET YER DUCKS OUTTA MAH CHEESE, AMANE! [gonk]

Ava The Vampire 12-30-2017 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Facade (Post 1774021386)
Similar, but not the same. [rofl]

Toe cheese as in, that stinky lint stuff from your socks that gets caught between your toes. [ninja]

But yeah, d*ck cheese is a thing. [lol] It has the more common name of "fromunda" cheese - like "from under" (your balls). [ninja]

I KNEW IT!!!
I didn't know what it was, but I knew that it was a thing and I wasn't just making it up... xD


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