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Best & Worst PICKUP LINES
Okay, my friend and I have been saying pickup lines to each other for fun.
So anyone out there got any pickup lines for me? I'll start with some of the ones we've done so far! Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! Do you know karate? Cause you're body's kickin! If I said you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? You must be from Mars, cause baby you're bodies out of this world! That must be jam, cause jelly don't shake like that! I'd like to dock in your port! I'd like to have a piece of your booty! Feel free to put up your faves, and the ones that make you groan! |
"Hi. You'll do."
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• "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?"
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"Did you just fart? because you blow me away."
"If you were homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants." |
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Oh God guys! Those are great!!!! My sides hurt now... I'll have to use these on my friend. Thanks!
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<< Pssst, see if this smells chloroform. B3 |
Are you a devil? Because you are making me horny.
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Picker-uper: "Wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza?"
Poor victim: "No." Picker-uper: "What, don't like pizza?" I've forgotten my number. Can I have yours? XDD;; |
+ If you were a duck, and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this (make the weirdest sound you can) Pick and number 1 through 10. You loose. Take off your clothes. Me and some friends went through this site: www.linesthataregood.com They're halarious. xD + |
Lmao, so funny.
The only one I can think of right now is... Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. |
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. ;D
*shot* XD; Oh man. *tries to think of more lame ones* |
Found some.
Laaaaame. |
if i were an enzyme i'd be dna helicase so i could unzip your genes
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• "You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
XDDD |
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+ That one is really good! :D + |
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God, I love this thread!! You guys are awsome.
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Baby, I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty. ;3
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I love your thread but here are some RESPONSES to bad pick-up lines:
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning? F: Unfertilized M: Your body is like a temple. F: Services are closed. |
I'm not sure if this would be considered a pick up line but it really happened to me.
After Rocky Horror one of my friends found someone to have fun with while my friend (a guy) didn't and I wasn't looking so with this explanation here was the following conversation. Me: "God its been like 5 minutes aren't they done yet I'm bored.....*look to other friend* Didn't you say you were going to find someone?" friend: "Well I didn't find anyone, you didn't find anyone, and we have to wait for her anyways." :D Me: *glares* Ah ha ah ha ah ha :evil: |
Ladies listen up because here are some more responses to bad pick up lines. Protect yourself from those sleazy men!
M: Where have you been all my life? F: Hiding from you….how the hell did you find me? M: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? F: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. M: Hey, Baby, what’s your sign? F. No Parking. M: I would go to the end of the world for you. F: Yes, but would you stay there? M: I would die for you… Firl: Proove it M:Your place or mine? F: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine. |
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