For a while, I thought the "Popping Champagne" part said "In a jet plane." xD

I could never understand the lyrics to "Wishmaster", by Nightwish. Tarja has too heavy of an accent while singing the begining of it. I keep hearing the name "Steven Segal" in there.

In L'arc~en~Ciel's "Spirit Dreams Inside", there a part where I swear Hyde's saying "Trying to play in the waves", but it's actually "Take the pain away".

And I believe it's already been mentioned, but Clever Sleazoid by Dir en Grey has hilarious misheard lyrics. "Let's get a smoothie. Crust my arm!"
Some of their other songs sound terribly wrong as well. Such as in The Deeper Vileness - "I know people say: why do you walk my cat?"

In Oh My Juliet by LM.C, there's a bit that sounds like "I am the 4chan troll".

And lastly, in Miyavi's "Are you Ready to Love?" I hear "love is a ready biscuit".

I adore mishear lyrics. =D

I enjoy taking japanese songs and subbing them with what I think they are saying. xD it can be quite funny sometimes because they actually sound like they are speaking english just a bunch of random words. xD

I can't think of anything, but I do that a lot...mainly because I play my music really quiet.

if you enjoy the result of misheard lyrics. then you should enjoy this site.
http://www.amiright.com/

I don't know if any of you have heard of Notre Dame de Paris but it's basically a musical version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame and the original musical was in French. Well in one song Quasimodo says the line:

Quote:

Un oiseau qui étend ses ailes pour s'envoler

In the beginning it sounds to me like he says "Un Sukie...". I know that it's not much, but I just can't get him saying that name out of my head, but then again I watch way too much Gilmore Girls.

misheard lyrics? oh yes, just now. In the song "Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen?" by Rammstein, i misheard the third sencence, i thought it said "Ihr wollt doch auch den Deutchen schlagen stecken"
wich doesn't isn a good german sentence at all, the real text was:
"Ihr wollt doch auch den dolch ins laken stecken"

wich is something comepletely diffrent... =.=

I had one, but it isn't funny. In the Beatles' 'She's Leaving Home', I thought they said 'She leaving home after living a lie' when they really said 'Living alone'.

I swear there's a line in Descent of the Archangel by Kamelot that says "amber thighs".

...And I refuse to look at the lyrics to correct myself because it's sooooo very amusing.

Raspberry beret? No, she wore raspberries and grapes! And in Born to be Wild--I like smoke and lightning became I like smoking ice cream...

"They just have to go 'cause they don't know wack" from Gorillaz Feel Good Inc becomes "bitch slap a goat and never look back".

Yes, sometimes. Then I go look up what the lyrics are and find three different versions of it. Like Everlast's "What it's like". As well as butthole sufers "Pepper"(which is their only good song). There is also the whole bleeping out the swear words, and sometimes half a line. That's never fun.

...This is a REALLY silly and stupid one, I'm afraid.

I was playing Rock band at my friend's house and we chose random setlist. Train Kept A Rollin’ by Aerosmith came on, but I didn't see the title. So, we're playing, her on drums, me on guitar, and we're doing pretty well. then the main chorus came on, and I FROZE. I just totally stopped.

And I was like, "...Is he saying 'drink pepperoni all night long'!?" And then my friend started laughind really hard at me, and kindly explained that he was saying 'train kept a rollin' all night long'. I felt really dumb, needless to say.

And of course, When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls. I thought it was:
But they weren't saying boobies, they were saying groupies. :( Totally ruined the song for me. I thought it was so funny before I found out what they were really saying.

Come to think of it, I misheard ALOT of lyrics in that song. o_o

I always hear fall out boy lyrics wrong its funny..