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Give me a reason why I should not kill you
Lol, this random question popped into my head this morning when I was brushing my teeth.
Let's say you were about to get killed by a maniac but s/he hesitated and ask you the question above. What is going to be your answer? =OO I bet the first thing I'll blurt out it because it's bad. >>;; |
Because I'm pregnant and my unborn child does not deserve to die.
{this is a purely hypothetical answer} |
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Good choice. I'd probably say the same thing. At least the first one. |
What'd I ever do to you?
Then they'd be listing all the things I did wrong while I ran like hell. |
hmmm I think I would say:
By killing me you gain nothing but if I live another day maybe I can make a difference to someone. |
Um...wow, i'd probably be to scared to answer. Idk...but if I did, i'd probably say something like because you have more to your life, don't kill someome, it wont help anything. At least that's what I would like to say. ^^;
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I would tell them that if they let me go and didnt kill me I wouldnt tell the police about any of it. Hahah
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Tough question INDEED.
I'd probably say because I'm still young, I need a full life to live until I go to college, get a REAL JOB, get married, have children, then grandchildren, grow old, etc. Some people have had a shot at going through all that -- I want a chance to go through it too. That'd be my reasoning. Pretty sucky, now that I think about it. I'd probably be killed anyway. |
Because, if you spare me, I'll grant you three wishes.
-> that would be the smart alect response I would say while thinking of the fish story... >.< Um, if it actually happened, I think I would ask him what he would say if he was in my situation. Maybe he'll step into my shoes for a bit, space out, and give me enough time to run! |
I'd probably say something extremely lame that I saw in a movie once...or something like that. I can just picture myself replying, "Because then you'll never know where the treasure is!" XD Wow, I'm hopeless.
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"Do not kill me! I am HIV positive and my blood will surely infect you!!"
"I was planning to strangle you instead, Miss, but thanks for the heads up anyway." "...Well then." -- That isn't what I'd say, but that's all that popped into my head after reading the story about a guy who got bit by some random brat in a grocery store, which resulted him in (lying) yelling to the mother saying he was HIV positive. u.u; Terrible. What would I REALLY say? "I want to live." |
I'd probably say, "Then you would never discover the true meaning of life," or something "profound" like that, and if the murderer took more than a millisecond to consider that, I'd gain an adrenaline rush and leave.
Might also try the, "What would you gain from killing me?" question. |
"Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill you."
Ahmuh: "Because...I...I can give you happy fun love time? C:" -IS KILLED- |
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I'd probably have a horrible attempt at being a smartass and ask
"Why should you kill me? Ohohoho." |
:wink: I'd charm them with my sweet moves.
and then I'd spray them with pepper spray. D:< |
id tell him/her that ...
hmmm....id probably just... hmmm... ...uhhhhh i'd probably just punch em in the throat then run like the wind |
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Haha. xD
I would say..Because then it's like killing all my friends and families. O: And I wrote a note of who killed me. n___n |
I'd be like:
"What would you gain from killing me?" ^^; |
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"Because I looooove you?"
*is ded* Actually, I'd probably squeak out a response, and hope that the potential murderer speaks mouse... ...and that my squeak meant something incredibly deep and worthy of an hour's thought on-the-spot. |
I'd probably be too scared to even say anything. Dx I'm such a wimp and it's not fair.
I'm freakin' scared of so many things, it's not even funny. |
Because if you do your going to spend the next 15 years of you life getting screwed in the ass in prison.
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