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"Im pregnant with you're baby!~" In all seriousness, I would probaly say "and what would you gain from this...?" |
i would say something,and then kick them in the face.xD
and then run.^^ OH! and call him or her a n00b |
Probably something along the lines of "OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME UWAAAAHH I DUN WANNA DIE UGHUGH"
I suck at thinking in high stress situations. x3 |
Because I hadn't finished my book yet? xP.
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Hmmm....something along the lines of
"You know....THEY win if you kill me" *cue insane laugh* |
Hell. I'd be the one making them nervous by "commanding" them to kill me. :twisted:
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I don't know really. If the person was a nervy kind, i'd proberly tell them to go ahead. A lot of fims and things i've seen often had that in, and the would be killer ended up not shooting.
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I'd probably open and close my mouth like a fish until they got bored and just kill me.
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"Give me a reason as to why I shouldn't kill you."
"How about you give me a reason as to why I shouldn't click this button 3 times?" Most likely, if I were asked that question, I'd be in the sandbox (Iraq). I know I have to go sometime, and either I'd have a team with me, or we'd have some system, like 3 mic clicks for kill him or something. So in essence, he may have a check, but I have the mate. ^.^ |
My soul is condemned, but at least allow me to die with honor.
Thusly promoting the ideal of a duel, rather than a strait out murder. |
I'll tell him that if he kills me, im gonna go to heaven first and eat all the cookies. Or maybe I'll just die quietly XD or kick his ballz before i die?
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I'mma say because I want to die, and when your victim isn't struggling and afraid... It's just not as satisfying.
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I'd probably be too flustered and hysterical to make much of a convincing argument...
I'd probably say something along the lines of "I didn't do anything and I'm not threatening you." What an interesting thread topic. xD |
If I was in that situation, I'd just start singing a song, and hope that other people around me would join in for a musical, and at the end of the song I'd do something funny and we would all laugh and walk away from might have happened. |
Because it is your moral obligation to do unto others as you would have them do unto you. or like, I care about people who will miss me. |
Because I know you love me?
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It's very interesting reading everyone's replies.
I think I'd porbably panic, scream and wave my arms about all ver tha place but if I did say something it probably would be something along the lines of "because if you kill me now, I'll never be able to realise just what I did wrong". Presuming that person didn't just randomly jump at me, then it'd probably be more like something along the lines of "because my family will grieve". |
i would most likely say im not reddy to die or what would your mother think of this..... then theres why are you doing this..... i could come up with 100 made even 1000 things i could say... if i had kids i would say because i have # kids waiting at home for me.
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I would have two answers depending on how far away from me they were/if I was carrying a knife (sometimes I have some as long as i'm not going to school or going through metal detectors). If I had one and they were at close distance I might say something like "Look down. That's the reason." If they were too far out/if I didn't have a weapon, i'd say something geeky like "Because I know regular expressions." xD
Explanation of regular expressions: http://www.regular-expressions.info/ Then i'd just have to hope that they were either a computer geek or went WTF to the point where they didn't kill me. xD |
Umm lets see, "B-Because I still need to find him!" Or "I want to create my greatest work of art! " Both are cheesy, but at that point I don't think "I want to see my family" would work. |
[b"]Because my boyfriend and cat will miss me."?
Or... "I'm to young to die!!"? .__.;;; I don't have a good reason...[/b] |
Why would you not answer? Even if you just start babbeling BS, at least you made an attempt to save yourself. If they ask you for a reason, the person is offering you a potential out.
Personally, I'd probably panic and make some really bad joke like "Because who will feed my dog?" as "I don't wanna die a virgin!" is pretty risky, and hope to God they have a sense of humor, but, if my humor has fled me probably something among the lines of how I didn't want to be seperated from my family and friends, and hopefully them from me just yet. |
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY ANIME AND READ EVERY MANGA!
haha I don't know what else I can say. I say that to all my friends when they say they're going to kill me haha then they say to me Okay fine. I"ll wait to kill you xD |
I honestly have no idea what I would say.
Probably something like " I...I don't know. *starts to cry* I don't wanna die!!" |
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