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Steve the Garden Hose 08-24-2007 12:42 PM
Steve's Super Special Awesome Stories
 

Steve the Garden Hose 08-24-2007 12:54 PM
  • The Story of Bobjoeswansonmophilson


    There once was a magical oreo named Bobjoeswansonmophilson. Bobjoeswansonmophilson could walk and talk, becuase he was just so awesome like that. One sunny day, Bobjoeswansonmophilson was walking down the road when he met his best friend, Happlediorangeandstuff the Banana. Unfortunately for Bobjoeswansonmophilson, Happlegiorangeandstuff did not take his medication. The nurses told him to take 5 teaspoons of pea soup every morning at 8am. If he didn't take it, he would get Nauseau, Heartburn, Indegestion, Upset Stomach, Diarreah. So Happlediorangeandstuff was gone crazy, and started to eat Bobjoeswansonmophilson. Bobjoeswansonmophilson started running around screaming, and then got eated by a dog.




    There once was a Bug named Durr


    There once was a bug named Durr,
    He was a grasshopper covered in fur.
    One day, He went to the well,
    And found out he was out of hair gel.
    So then he went to the market,
    and talked to a guy named Barkett.
    Barkett gave him a bottle,
    But Durr really wanted a Potttle.
    He started a fight,
    Right on the site,
    But then got eated by a dog.



    A tale of two Pennies


    Once upon a time, there were two pennies. One was named Bob, and the other was named Bob. One Day, Bob fell into a puddle of water. When Bob got out, he was really shiny. All the other pennies in penny land loved Bob's new shininess, and Bob was very jealous of Bob. One day, Bob set out to seek revenge on Bob. He grabbed a spatula and set out to Bob's house. On the way, Bob met a Dime Whore. She charged 12 rocks an hour, and Bob only had 8 on him, so he continued on. When he got to Bob's house, Bob burst through the door and tackled Bob. They tumbled out the window. Just as Bob was about to use his spatula on Bob, they got eated by a dog.


    The Pissed off Dog
    (This is just the story why the first 3 stories ended in a dog eating them)


    One day a dog lay lying in the sun on the couch of his owners house. Suddenly his owner burst in through the door. He saw that the dog ate all the money in his wallet. The owner got furious and started yelling and stuff. He took his wallet and started throwing pennies furiously at the dog. The dog got hit by most of them, and straggled to teh kitchen. The owner chased after him, and grabbed a box of oreos. The started wacking the dog with lots of oreos, then grabbed a banana and burst it over teh dog's head. The dog crashed through a window and staggered outside. He hid in a bush. While the owner was looking for him, a bunch of grasshoppers started making noise in the bush. The owner saw, and threw a lawn chair at him. After many hours of chasing, the dog finally got away and hid in Mexico. He swore to himself that he would get revenge on every penny, oreo, banana and grasshopper he ever saw.

Julianna 08-24-2007 06:55 PM
  • ♥ » -loves Steve's stories- 8DD <33

Steve the Garden Hose 08-25-2007 04:17 PM
  • One stormy night, a little child prepared for sleep. After his nightly routine eating pizza casserole while singing the alphabet and kicking the wall, he lid down in his bed. But this night, his blanket felt colder. He thought it would get warmer once his body's heat warmed it up. At around 3am, the boy woke up. The Blanket was still cold. Freaked out, the boy threw the blanket in his closet and quickly shut the door.
    Suddenly, a banging noise came from inside the closet. The blanket started squeezing out through the hole in the bottom.
    As the boy screeched and ran into the corner, the blanket got closer. Just when the blanket was about to attack, Chuck Norris burst through the window.
    "Whasshu talkin bout foo!" He yelled as he and the blanket started rolling around on each other. After many hours, the victor remained standing, the loser dead on the floor. It was Mr. Rogers.
    And with a nod, he burst through the roof on his jet pack. And the kid was scarred for life and eventually thought he was a cow.

Steve the Garden Hose 08-27-2007 12:54 PM
  • It was a sunny saturday morning. A man named Scorny sat on his couch, watching tv. Suddenly, the news came on. In a scrabble to change the channel, he couldn't find the remote. He searched everywhere. Under the couch, behind the cushions, in his pockets, but to no avail. So then Scorny went to his room, and unlocked his secret closet. After 20 layers of locks and codes, then some DNA analysis tests, the secret door hidden behind a pizza opened. He took out a small, wrinkly peice of paper. It was his enemy list.
    The first person on his list was his third grade teacher, Mrs. Knoittall. After catching a flight to Californa, he knocked on Mrs. Knoittall's door. When the door opened, a 90 year old woman in a wheelchair slowly opened the door. Scorny punched her in the face, searched her house and found no trace of the remote.
    After many weeks of flying around the world, Scorny came to the house of his last enemy, Chuck Norris. He burst through the door and...


    To be continued.

Steve the Garden Hose 08-28-2007 12:46 AM
  • He burst through the door and was greeted by a pink lepricaun named Joebob.
    "Where is Chuck Norris?!" Scorny screeched as he pointed a raddish at Joebob.
    "D...Don't shoot!" Joebob stuttered "Chuck is on vacation in Nunavut!"
    Scorny punched the wall and took a cab back to the airport. When he got to the airport, he found that he was out of money. So Scorny started to breakdance to earn some money. After stripping for some old men, and helping little old ladies cross the street to the back alleys and threatening them, he scrounged up enough money to get to the Northwest Territories, he would have to walk the rest of the way.
    The next day, Scorny arrived at Yellowknife. But he needed to get to Bathurst Inlet, which was over 700km away. Suddenly, an old pickup truck drove by. Scorny signaled them over, and he was allowed to ride in back. When he jumped in the back, there were dozens of chickens surrounding him. And some old dude was kissing them. Scorny was disgusted, but he had to get his remote no matter what the cost.
    At around 11 the next morning, Scorny finally came to the place where Chuck was staying. He knocked on the huge white door. The door opened, and there was Chuck Norris.
    "SCORNY McSCORNY?" Chuck whispered in amasement. "How the hell did you find me?"
    "That doesn't matter, bitch." Scorny said, as he reached for his raddish. But he didn't feel anything. When he turned, he saw that his raddish had been eaten.
    "DAMN YOU CHICKENS!!!" He screamed as a lunged at Chuck. Chuck Norris went flying backwards and slammed into the wall. He quickly jumped to his feet and threw a clock at him. Scorny caught it and whirled it back. It was heading straight for Chuck's face, when his third arm came out and caught it. Scorny's jaw dropped.
    "....Now you know my secret." Chuck whispered evilly. "Inside my chin... Is a third arm."


    To be continued...


    Immediately.

    Scorny sucked up his shock and started to charge up to turn into Super Saiyan mode. Chuck started running towards Scorny with his Chin-Arm clenched into a fist. Scorny's transformation was cancelled as he rolled out of the way. He reached for his belt, and threw a pokeball onto the field.
    "GO, MAGIKARP! USE YOUR SPLASH ATTACK!" Scorny yelled. A Magikarp came out of the ball and started splashing.
    "Pssh. I am immune to Magikarp's splash attacks." Chuck Norris teased as he made hand signals. "SHADOW CLONES!"
    Suddenly Scorny was surrounded by 5 Chuck Norrises.
    "DAMN YOU CHUCK NORRIS!" Scorny screamed. "DAMN YOU AND YOUR 15 ARMS!!!" All the Chucks charged at Scorny. Scorny pulled a Mushroom out of his pocket and ate it.
    "Doot doot doot"
    Scorny was now at double size, and started stomping on the Chucks until only the real one was left. Chuck ran behind a red sofa and started playing an Ocarina. Suddenly, a huge brown horse crashed through the window, tackled Scorny and ran away.
    With no tactics or moves left, Scorny crunched up on the ground in thought as Chuck drew nearer. He picked up a rock and flung it at Chuck. The rock hit Chuck Norris is the head, and Chuck Norris fell on the ground.
    "Now.... Chuck. Where is.. My Remote.." Scorny said between deep breaths.
    "I...don't...have..." stammered Chuck, who then died on the spot.
    Suddenly Scorny's phone rang. It was his wife, Scornie.
    "Scorny, where the HELL are you? And why is the TV still on? And you left the remote out here in the kitchen when you made a sandwhich."


    The End.

Steve the Garden Hose 08-30-2007 10:12 PM
  • The Sammich Viris

    It was a mild, cloudy day. A guy named Bob stood at his kitchen counter, making a Sammich. He flopped down on his couch, turned on the tv, and watched Crab wrestling while eating his Sammich. Suddenly, the show was interrupted by a special news report.
    "Breaking News has arised here in Bobstown!" The Reporter announced. "A new disease has been going around this area. Scientists have named it the Sammich Viris, because it is caught by eating a Sammich. We have reports of up to 3 people catching it in the last 3 weeks, which means 3 million people have caught it in the last hour. Some symptoms include Headache, coughing, Not being able to breathe, Bad sense of Humour, Crankiness, and evil lobsters. More news to this as it arrives."
    Bob's mouth dropped wide open as his grip on his Sammich loosened. He started screaming and running around, when he slipped on his Sammich. With his head pounding, he took some medicine for his Headache. Too many pills slipped down his throat, and he started coughing. He wasn't able to breathe, so he got a bottle of water and started sucking the water in like crazy.
    "That wasn't funny." He pouted crankily as he stomped over to the fridge. "Well, I might as well put on supper."
    He reached in the fridge to grab a few lobsters, but the lobsters started attacking him and then stole his wallet.
    Then the Lobsters were put in the Lobster Hall of Fame for being the Richest lobsters.

Steve the Garden Hose 08-31-2007 03:00 PM
  • A little girl walked down the street, eating a very shiny ice cream. It was a very shiny Ice Cream, so she was happy because it was so shiny. Suddenly, a giant bee swooped down at started eating the ice cream. The girl screamed, and accidently dropped the Shiny Ice Cream.
    When she noticed she dropped it, the little girl got really pissed and started to chase the bee. She grabbed a gun from the free gun-guy because it was give a free gun to little girls day. The girl started shooting like crazy, hitting people on both sides of the street trying to hit the bee. Suddenly, the bee got a flamethrower from the flamethrower guy because it was Give weapons to to anything week. The bee pulled the trigger and sent flames out to burn the little girl. She jumped to the side and picked up a rock.
    With one small swing, she hit the bee and the bee died. And the bee went down in history for being the strongest bee.
    And the Little girl earned a spot in history books for having the Shiniet Ice Cream.

Steve the Garden Hose 09-02-2007 10:40 PM
  • You know how some parents are always worried about their kids safety? They never let their kids do anything remotely dangerous? Bobbie and Bob Bobson are those parents. They won't even let their kid, Bobby Bobson, use papermate scizzors in case he stabbed his eye out.
    One summer day, Bobby announced that he wanted a trampoline. Of course, his parents said no because he would fall off and get eaten by the Chupacabra. Bobby started fussing and ran through the door.
    He ran to Wal-Mart, and started pushing a trampoline box to the entrance, when he was stopped by mall security.
    "What are you doing, young man? Are you stealing this trampoline?" The Security guy asked.
    "....No. I'm taking it for a walk." Bobby replyied quickly.
    "Oh, ok then." The Security guy said as he walked off singing the Jetsons theme song. Bobby pushed the trampoline across the street, and his it behind some house. He started jumping on the trampoline, when all of a sudden a ham appeared on the ground. Bobby ignored it and started jumping again. When he looked, there were 7 hams on the ground.
    "Where are all these Hams coming from?" Bobby asked himself. He looked at the box the trampoline came in, and it said:

    Warning. This magic Trampoline causes Ham to appear out of nowhere. Do not use if you are allergic to ham. Symptoms include Swollen head, Diarreah, pink eye, Aids, Thumb Cancer, the apocalypse, and increased chance of cyborg koala attacks.

    Bobby got scared of catching Pink Eye, so he ran home crying. When he burst through the door, he saw his parents sitting at the table with a box wrapped up in gift wrap.
    "Happy 183 days until your Birthday, Bobby!" His parents exclaimed as they jumped from the chairs. Bobby stopped crying and ran towards the gift. He unwrapped it, and there stood a box for a Trampoline.
    "Your mother and I decided that you are responsible enough to use this trampoline, as long as you wear a helmet, Elbow pads, knee pads, Shin gaurds, Body Protectors, a neck brace, a cup and foam padding everywhere else." His father smiled.
    A few days later, Bobby was jumping on his new trampoline. Suddenly, a ham fell from the sky and made Bobby slip. He fell off the trampoline and got eaten by the Chupacabra.

    The End.

Steve the Garden Hose 09-06-2007 12:58 AM
  • Long, long ago, There was a magical Iceburg that was not actually an iceburg. It is actually a pinata. In ancient times, people put giant peices of chocolate shaped like people in giant blocks of ice, and then you'd take a funny looking stick and break it open, and eat the chocolate people like chocolate cannibals. But then something terrible happened, and Iceburg Pinata's started dissapearing, forever.
    It was a cloudy day, 10,000 years ago. A young male set off in search of an Iceburg Pinata. He rode the seas in a small canoe for weeks, living off of the fresh sea water and flying grapefruits. The Chucacoops flew around in the air, searching for some Weewee's to eat. The young man took out his binoculars and looked around. In the distance, he could see a block of ice.
    The man started cheering, and paddled faster. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He could see, under the water, the red eyes of a Flipperflopperflippyfloopyflip. If he didn't hurry to the Iceburg Pinata, he would get eaten for sure. After a few minutes of painful paddling, the young man jumped on the iceburg, and the red eyes of the Flipperflopperflippyfloopyflip dissapeared with a "Pleeeeeep" sound. The man took a stick out of his canoe, and started whacking the Iceburg pinata, while eyeing the chocolate people inside. Suddenly, the skies darkened. A ball of light descended from the heavens and stopped right above the man.
    "HALT" The ball of light demanded. The light started to brighten and turn red, as the man's eyes widened.
    "I am the god of Iceburg Pinatas." The light announced. "How DARE you try to break open one of my people with that sorry excuse for a weird stick! It is but a normal stick!! Because of your arrogance, the Earth will get warmer every year, until eventually human kind will NEVER see an Iceburg Pinata again."
    And so as the years went on, the Earth started to get warmer. Iceburg pinatas slowly started to dissapear, until they were but a memory.

Steve the Garden Hose 09-07-2007 08:15 PM
  • Bob Bobbers was a very special child. Not because of his fascination over collecting shiny rocks or his habit of shouting "DA DA DA" every few minutes, it was because his parents, Bobman and BoBob Bobbers, were made completely out of Chocolate.
    It was a hot summer evening, and Bob was in his house, keeping his parents cool so they wouldn't melt.
    "Bob, go get me some caramel, would you?" Bobman asked. Bob walked over to the counter, grabbed a bottle of caramel, and then gave it to his dad, who rubbed it all over himself.
    "BOB! THE FLIES ARE EATING MY LEG AGAIN!!" BoBob screeched as she tried to free herself from the chair. "AND I'VE MELTED ONTO THE LAWN CHAIR AGAIN!!" Bob quickly ran to the freezer and got a bucket of ice. He poured ice over BoBob in an attempt to stop the melting.
    After all afternoon of attending to his parents needs, Bob staggered into his box and curled up to go to sleep. Suddenly, a shiny butterfly flew in through the window, and then back out again. Fascinated by teh shininess, Bob jumped out the window after it.
    The butterfly flew across the yard and perched itself on a branch of a tree, high enough so Bob couldn't reach it. Bob tried climbing the tree, but there were monkeys eating potatoes there, and they started going "Blo blar blerg" and stuff when Bob got near.
    Then, it came to Bob. All he had to do was... but before he could finish his thought, he got eaten by the Chupacabra.

Steve the Garden Hose 09-07-2007 08:50 PM
  • It was a sunny saturday morning again. A man named Scorny sat on a couch, watching tv again. Suddenly, the news came on again. In a scrabble to change the channel, he couldn't find the remote. He was just about to go beat up all his enemies again, when he remembered the repo men took the remote away, as well as his house and wife, in order to pay for all the air travel he did to find the remote before. Scorny shrugged and went to use the buttons that were built onto the TV that he was too stupid to use before.
    He turned on "Hot live girls, hot live action for lonely old men in their 50s or such without a wife!" and turned around. He noticed his couch was gone. In a sober rage, Scorny started screaming and throwing popsicles at little kids. Then he realized which evil took his couch. It was The Childrens Wish Fund!
    Scorny started running towards the mall, yelling and stuff. He burst through the mall doors, where Childrens Wish Fund employees were giving gifts to terminal children with pink eye. Scorny ran towards the employees and started eating them and stealing gifts. When he was about to kill the last employee, a child tugged at his pants. He looked at the child, and saw the swollen pink eyes.
    Scorny was scared of catching pink eye, so he ran away crying and hid on top of a tree. Suddenly, the tree tumbled. Scorny opened his eyes slowly, only to see the one who broke the tree was none other than his nemesis....


    CHUCK NORRIS!!

    To be continued...

Steve the Garden Hose 09-10-2007 11:59 PM
  • (Steve is all out of idears for the time being, so please enjoy some filler shit.)


    In the country of Bob, there is a province called Bob. Inside that province there is an area called Bob's Bay. Inside Bob's Bay is a small town, called Bob, where a very tall man named Bob lives.
    Bob was go freakishly tall, whenever he went outside he was attacked by birds.
    One day, Bob needed to reach his sister, Bob. Bob used the phone, but it was busy. After many hours, Bob gave up, and decided to go outside.
    *Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn and stuff*
    Bob armed himself with a fly swatter and burst through the door, carrying a rather large stereo playing hero music. Bob ran down the streets, with a swarm of birds chasing after him because the birds had nothing better to do. Bob ran around a corner, and came across Chuck Norris. Bob got sucked into the opposite dimension that was inside Chuck Norrises' Chin.
    And Chuck got a free Stereo.
    Which he sold on ebay for 20 bucks.
    Which he used to buy a shiny rock.

    The end.

Nemui 09-11-2007 11:02 PM
wow i must say thoes are the funneist stories i have ever read.
they are so short and sweet and straight to the point.
but very funny..
you must keep writing.
:D

Steve the Garden Hose 09-15-2007 09:39 PM
  • Thank you :D


    Chupacabra; The Chupa beind the Cabra.

    Steve: Hello faithful viewers. It is I, Steve the Garden Hose, Ace Reporter here in Coleman, Texas. I have come to the lair of the Chupacabra, where I will be interviewing it. I am now approaching the tree where we were supposed to meet.

    Chupacabra: Ah, Steve. I am glad to see you have come.

    Steve: The pleasure is all mine, Mr. Chupacabra. Tell me, why have you decided to appear of television?

    Chupacabra- Well Steve, the answer is quite simple. Some people are getting the wrong views about me.

    Steve: Wrong Views? What kind?

    Chupacabra- Yes. People think that I am an ugly beast who kills things for no apparent reason.

    Steve- So.. You have a reason for sucking Goat blood and eating little boys?

    Chupacabra- Indeed. You see, when I was but a wee Chupacabra, I was playing out in a field. Suddenly, a little boy riding a goat came out and started poking me with a very sharp stick. It was then I realized that Goats and little boys are EVIL. Also, I need the food.

    Steve: I see. So tell me Mr. Chupacabra, why are your eyes red and glowing?

    Chupacabra: These? They're just my contacts. My Eye doctor didn't have any normal colors, so I had to take red. Glasses irritate my head.

    Steve- Well, What about your sharp claws?

    Chupacabra- I don't have a nail trimmer. These damn things just keep growing, So I have to chew on them.

    Steve: Well Mr. Chupacabra, Do you have a family? Whats your favorite pass times?

    Chupacabra- Yes, I do have a family. My Mother and Father were killed by Goat-riding kids with twigs, but I have 603 sisters and 1 brother. I enjoy many things. Killing Goats and boys, getting my henchman to scar little boys for life, Sucking blood, enducing chaos, fear and panic, and collecting stamps.

    Steve- So... your parents must have *C3ns0r*ed alot.

    Chupacabra- Er... What?

    Steve- They *Censored again* alot, so you have lots of siblings.

    Chupacabra- I'm sorry, I don't think I understand what you mean...

    Steve- You know, when 2 people love each other they..........

    *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
    I'm sorry, this program has been cancelled due to severe breakage of this channel's rules.
    We now bring you back to the hit show, "Hit each other with sticks while riding a cat while naked until the other person gets raybies."

Steve the Garden Hose 09-15-2007 09:40 PM
  • In the country of Bob, there is a province called Bob. Inside that province there is an area called Bob's Bay. Inside Bob's Bay is a small town, called Bob, where a very tall man named Bob lives.
    Bob was go freakishly tall, whenever he went outside he was attacked by birds.
    One day, Bob needed to reach his sister, Bob. Bob used the phone, but it was busy. After many hours, Bob gave up, and decided to go outside.
    *Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn and stuff*
    Bob armed himself with a fly swatter and burst through the door, carrying a rather large stereo playing hero music. Bob ran down the streets, with a swarm of birds chasing after him because the birds had nothing better to do. Bob ran around a corner, and came across Chuck Norris. Bob got sucked into the opposite dimension that was inside Chuck Norrises' Chin.
    And Chuck got a free Stereo.
    Which he sold on ebay for 20 bucks.
    Which he used to buy a shiny rock.

    The end.

Steve the Garden Hose 09-16-2007 10:38 PM
  • Steve: Hello faithful viewers once again. It is I, Steve the Garden Hose, Ace Reporter. After many hours of "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK" and death threats, Steve is finally allowed one more chance of being a reporter. He is here in some guy's living room, about to ask him some questions. Ah, here he comes now.

    Guy- OH MY GOD!! A ROBBER! PLEASE!!! TAKE MY WIFE, BUT LEAVE MY REMOTE ALONE!!!

    Steve- Calm down. I'm a news reporter. You are Scorny, correct?

    Scorny- Oh, ok. Yes, my name is Scorny.

    Steve- Tell me Scorny, what happened after your wife called and told you your remote was on the kitchen counter?

    Scorny- Well I came back by a flying cow. When I got home, I mercilessly beat my wife for no apparent reason.

    Steve- ....And why did you do that..?

    Scorny- Cause shes a bitch. And I remembered in kindergarden she once called me Scorny McPoopPants.

    Steve- Anyway, how did you deal with total bankrupcy?

    Scorny- I sold "high-quality" toenail clippings of elvis, but they were just my own.

    Steve- Isn't that illegal?

    Scorny- Your point is..?

    Steve- Nevermind. So anyway, why is your name Scorny?

    Scorny- My parents were fucking retarded. It could only be worse if they called me Florence of something. I mean, what kind of parent names their kid Florence?

    Steve- Yeah, Florence is a really stupid name.

    Voice- Steve, I swear to god, say that one more time and you're fired again.

    Steve- Flooooooooreeeennnceeeeeeeeeee.

    Voice- STEVE!!

    Steve- Your mommy didn't love you because she named you FLOOOOORENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

    Voice- GOD DAMMIT STEVE! DON'T MAKE ME CALL SECURITY!

    Steve- I bet all the other guys called you a fag for being named FLORENCE.


    *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

    We're sorry, this program has once again been cancelled due to pissing the director off. We now return you to the hit show "Nothing".

    Voice- Nobody messes with Florence McSheldon!

Steve the Garden Hose 10-07-2007 07:23 PM
Many many long years ago, ancient peoples foretold of a day when a great calamity shall befall the Earth. But it was 1984 and everyone just laughed and threw bricks at them. 23 years later, a man named Bob was working at a bacon factory. Suddenly, a fat greasy man burst through the wall and shouted;
"BACOOOONNNNN!!!1one!!eleven!"
Frightened, Bob called the Bacon police. The bacon police came and got sucked into the fat guy's gravitational pull, because he was so fat. Suddenly John Travolta popped out from under the fat guy's fat rolls and started doing a jig.
Bob started throwing bacon at the fat guy to appease his appetite. The bacon also got caught in the gravitational pull, and started orbiting around the fat guy, whose name was Molest. Bob kept throwing bacon, until they all scrunched up into a ball and started rolling around.
The bacon ball rolled out the door, leaving a trail of grease in its trail. Molest started to suck up the grease while molesting a tree. The Bacon ball rolled through town and destroyed all the buildings.

Suddenly, Steve flew through the air and drove the bacon ball back with his awesomeness.
And not just normal awesomeness, I'm talking about super duper heavy duty special ultra spetanical SHINY awesomeness. It was such an awesome awesomeness that it could only be described as Spawesomeness, which is Special and Awesomeness put together in one Steve who was awesome and...

"Steve, stop fucking up the story"
"Im just adding the normal things to the story"
"8 lines of just saying 'Awesomeness' doesn't fit in with it.
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITAH?"
"Yes"
*OH MY GAWD!!1 MY EYE!!!!! THAT DOESNT GO THERE!!! YEEOOWWCHHH!!!!

Now where was I, oh yeah, and Spawesome drove the bacon ball into an completly unhabitated place in space. Californa. And with that everyone was all like "yyyaaaaay for Steve's awesomeness!" and it was awesome

Steve the Garden Hose 10-12-2007 07:34 PM
There once was a very shiny CD named Bob. He lived in CD land, where all the inhabitants were CDs and stuff. One day, the ebil CD Case came to capture the poor CDs, and stuff them inside her. She led out a huge ROAR as the rolled over the CDs, one by one.
Bob was lying down, listening to his music on a human. The CD Case rolled over Bob without seeing him, and Bob was cracked.
Many hours after the attack, Bob rolled into the hospital, but they were all out of glue. They told Bob there was some glue across the valley of death, over the mountain of mean-ness, through the forest of peril, and then at the back of the cave of darkness, after solving a riddle that have driven many scholars mad. After solving the puzzle, a huge demon with 12 arms will appear. If you defeat it, the door opens where you can find some glue.
Bob heard all of this, and decided to go the fast way, through the fluffy field of happiness. Bob rolled across the field, eating cotton candy and recieving money from strangers the whole way. He then went into the cave through the backdoor, and took the glue.
Bob put the glue on himself, but then he was good as new.
He started walking home, but he got stepped on by some large creature and died.


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