Four.

First one, I dropped in duck water when it fell out of my front breast pocket.

Second one, I exchanged for a better one as soon as possible. Both of these were just generic Cingular things.

Third one ... I still love this phone. Samsung, slid open, took amazing pictures, made me generally happy. Then, I sat on it. Most phones, you sit on them, whatever. This kind of phone was built to break however, so after owning it for two months and sitting on it once, the LCD screen cracked and I had to get phone number four.

My RAZR. I despise it. Sometimes it works, most times I want to throw it at a moving vehicle. Usually a bus I miss. ):

On phone number one right now and planning to keep it that way for a while. It's a nice sturdy Samsung. I've dropped it on concrete a few times and it has only sustained some tiny cosmetic damages and works a hell of alot better than my brother's shoddily made Razr. I'll probably get a new one whenever this one decides it doesn't want to work any longer.

I think I had about 4.
Oh I remember my first xD
It was big and heavy and had 2 games on it.
Ehh, these times will never come back!

In the five years that I've owned cellphones I've owned exactly three. I just need to be able to call with the thing and I'm happy.

Lost count ages ago xDD