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Just about the time our world was about to parish, a small...
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pigeon landed on top of the rubble and...
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Began to pluck out its fethers one by one becouse...
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It was a part of the ritual to save humanity, as they had life-giving powers. But just as the pigeon got to the final feather...
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a sycamore tree stuck out its branches and pinned the pigeon's feather to its body...
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But then the sun came out and...
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an elephant popped out of the shadows...
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The elephant said to the pigeon, give me a peanut and ill....
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rescue you from this evil tree branch!
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But as strong as the elephant was, he was unable to move the branch.so he called apon the one being he knew could move the branch.the mistical....
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rabbit that lived in the ocean.
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In a clap of thunder the mistical rabbit apeared and said...
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"Be gone, you silly tree branch!"
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The branch disappeared as she tripped over an unexpected...
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Wad of gum.the rabbit got so mad, she vowed to...
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never chew gum again...
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and instead swallow it whole.
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The cardiovascular system came into play because. . .
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...the gum, defying all science and reason, absorbed into her bloodstream and caused her to...
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turn into an elastic superhero...
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...who additionally specialized in alchemy, shapeshifting, and sorcery....
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...and graduated at the top of her class...
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