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Does Your Cat Own You?
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? Do you kiss your cat on the lips? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? |
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Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
I never do that! Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? heck no!! Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? yeah, it came in a 65 pound bag Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? i dont do that, its my sis's job hehehe Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? swings on teh drapes Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Yeah, usually since its only 2, or is it? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? no, shes used to it Do you kiss your cat on the lips? ewww, no Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? not if im gonna use it again Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? occasionaly Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? no, i don't think i would Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? ye, i shoudl get rid of those Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? if she is sleeping on it, yaeh Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? downloaded one, its funny Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? no Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? presents yes, stocking no. NO! Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? no, yes Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? i never make it Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? i dont think so Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? yes, no Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? headboard At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? no, its in teh middle Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? thanksgiving only Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? no Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) no, no When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? heck no Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? no, but they usually do When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? no, i say her name only if she is like laying on me, wouldn't find her to introduce her... |
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
No! I would never do that! Although my kitty likes everyone :3 Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? One kitty is fine with me... Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? How should I know? Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? No and no. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Licking the butter. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? I told you already. I have one. Is that honesty to you? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? No!! My cat doesn't do that to me. Do you kiss your cat on the lips? NO!! You can get strep throat from doing that! Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Nope, Forks are for people, not pets. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? Nope. She knows better. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? She did that to me today while I was reading a manga... It felt... weird. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Nah... Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? ... That is like the most corniest excuse to do that! No, my cat doesn't do that. If she did, I would've taken tha remote anyway! Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? Never did that. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? My cat is a house cat (And I live in an apartment) and she hates the outside. And most probably I can turn a bad date into a good date. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? I wish. And I would make equal time for both my loves. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? Never did that... Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? No. I actually put her somewhere nice and warm until I'm done. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? ...Say what, now? Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? Nope, just dry cat food and some water. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? My cat wakes up anyway... At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? Nope, I do the opposite. Unless, if I'm by the pet area, I'll buy it. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? I hate turkey... I just my cat some pork! Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? WHAT?! WHAT A SPOILED CAT! Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) I used to! When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? Nah... my cousin does that. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? Uh... no? When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? My cat is VERY friendly. She'll introduce herself. |
Re: Does Your Cat Own You?
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Susheh has no cat. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Un. I love cats. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Nope. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? No to both Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Licks butter. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? No, I just say "I want your cat" Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? no. don't have one to worry about. Do you kiss your cat on the lips? Cats will bite you Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? No I eat all my food Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? I sit at it, un. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? no, and no Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? no-su Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? I sleep on the remote. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? I have a fishie. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Nani? I don't understand big questions...they don't fit in my brain. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? i have no cat or spouse, its better that way. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? Susheh signs and makes her own cards. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? No... Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? no Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? No...I don't have a kitteh i want one though. Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? That would be strange... At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? No, I'm too self-centered to care for kitty Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? no I eat all the special food, if i had kitty...kitty gets kitty food. Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? What? Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) pictures of me? Yes. no kitty. When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? no its susheh ONLY Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? My date hates cats. I love them though. When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? No, I introduce my fish. |
hmm nice people are liking the quiz and apparently Cats dont own US
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Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Not really! Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Hmmm sometimes... Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Eh nop Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? No and no. Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Swinging is the best...think how cute it is:D Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? One only...tho I would like to have more at homeO.o So yes I do admit the truth Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? Nah he is mostly outdoors and I dont sleep there thank god! Do you kiss your cat on the lips? Nah did that once with a dog got some unwanted friends so I dont do that to animals anymore. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Nah. But I do feed pets from stuff that Im eating. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? Nah. My canary tho when he was still alive did that. Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? Head no! On my lap always -.- Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Nah...not even my grandmom does and she always feeds the cat to much. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? lol no! I would move him anyway. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? Nah not that sure he would like it. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Not in the raid but yes on the door waiting for him to decided if he is hungry enough to get in. Bad dates eh? Bah. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? Nah not really. But he gets extra food. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? Not really he would just scrach it >.< Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? No he sleeps outside Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? O.o im just gona say you saw to many anime Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? Caned food, my food remains...sometimes its hitted milk Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? As I said he is outisde At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? Eh dipends on the shop layeout. If his food is nearer the netrace he will be the one "first served" if not me. Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? He eats all the meat we have for hollidays so no problem there Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? dont think there is such a cat in this world Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) had on my mobile When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? Nah...only talked to the dog after her surgery. Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? No When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? He would just hide anyway |
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
No Not Really Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? No Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Yes Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? No Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? sorta Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? yes because i only have 2 Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? no they get put up when i go to bed poor cats Do you kiss your cat on the lips? eww no Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? not really Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? no Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? sometimes yeah when im cold or sick Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? nope Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? no i take the remote unless i think its cute Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? no my cats pretty much watch what i watch Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? no ill push them in Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? no maybe a couple presents like cat nip and stuff Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? not really Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? no i dont make my bed my mom does and she dont care Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? no Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? never Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? no i just move them At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? not really Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? no Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? nope Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) nope When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? sometimes i make them say hi for kicks hehe Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? NO When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? i just say heres my cat and so and so |
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
naw Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? ? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? no, 50 pounds like every 6 weeks Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? no, at the end of the day though Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? no, I get in trouble Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? I only have one, so yeah Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? No, since the dog sleeps on my bed. lol, sometimes I wak up cuz the cat tries to come on. Do you kiss your cat on the lips? ew, no Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? no, but my dog yeah Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? no Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? sometimes, and yes Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? no, none. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? No, unlike some people I actually know how to control the channel from the tv Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? no, but when we go on vacation I set my dads screensaver to that Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? no, Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? depends on the guy Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? sometimes Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? no Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? no Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? no Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? no Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? no At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself? no Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? no Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? no Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way) no When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? no Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? no When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? yes |
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