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Do Poke-Professors Need PHDs in Poke-Biology or something?
I mean, they have to have some authority to be able to send kids out to catch little creatures and cramp them in little balls.
Do any of them even go to school? All of them want to be pokemon trainers. I doubt any of them say, "When I grow up, I want to be a STORE CASHIER at the POKEMART!" because I mean really, who would do that when they have a chance to catch a Weedle? Although I guess they can go to school after they go on their poke-adventures; except maybe it'd be kind of awkward for a fifteen-something year old in fourth grade or something, right? I don't know. They'd have a lot to review. Addition and subtraction and other crap. Ah, whatever. |
As funny as this is,
I'm too tired to actually care about POKEMANZ. |
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As moronic as it sounds, you have a point. I wonder now, too. D< |
With all those Officer Jenny's and whatever the other one was, there must be like, incest or something between them for them all to get the same characteristics. I know, I studied about it kind of in science this year.
If there were to be a disease that affected them, then they'd /all/ die.. and then there would be no more Poke-healers and all of the Team Rocketz would steal our pokemanz. Then what would we do? I guess we'd have to be pokemans cashiers. |
But we'd have no trainers and stuff to sell to! D=
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POKEMON ?? LOL . I`m slightly confused about what you are talking about ... xDDD |
Well, I mean, there are always those dudes that walk back and forth at the store that we can sell to. They always talk about buying antidotes, but they never do. 'On a Budget,' they say.
Well I say, 'Buy or Gtfo.' |
:lol: Good times. <3
But no, remember? The kids don't leave on their adventures until they're like...12? They got the basic edumacationz. And Poke-professors are just the guys who caught the little pokemonz and studied them meticulously. xDD |
D: I think there are schools and stuff.
I mean there are nerds. The Pokemon Nerds turn into the Poke-professors. The bad trainers turn into rockets and the good trainers become the less desirable jobs when they LOSE AGAINST THE ELITE FO'. O: Yes yes? What about the people who just fail and give up at the first gym? D: How sad for them. The people who turn around. "MOMMY THAT RATTATA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME! *Crysob*" Yes, I rather think they're the pokefailures. And Poke-failures turn into marts and just have non-poke-failure children. o: |
hahahaha.
this made my day. |
ohhh pokemon..well ok that makes SOME sense now..
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Hahaha.
Omfg. xD That's so funny. And their moms are all like: "O HI BBY HOW WAZ UR ADVENTUUR, DID U CATCH A LOT OF POKIMUNZ?! n___n" Seriously, I doubt any mother would let her child go out in the wild alone. |
My mom would. 8) Cause she'd want me to catch me lots of pokemanz. 8)
No, but seriously. xDD Every time I see this thread I giggle. <3 |
Heh, my parents let me go out all the time, I just had a radio with me to call them if I needed them. I *wish* there would have been interesting creatures to catch, all we had when I was small was snakes and deer. xD
I'll bet the professors never even studied, they just have a 'pokemon for dummies' book hidden in their lab coat, and look when you're not watching them. |
Off topic: The random quiz I just had to take in order to post irked me. D<
On topic: Oh, I bet that there's an entire system for schooling based around Pokemon adventures. My bet is that there are two different kinds of schooling available. For the children interested in becoming Pokemon trainers, I would imagine that they and their families plan for private tutoring and the like both before and after they get the training out of their system. Besides, I imagine that despite the little we see about life outside of the little critters in the games/shows/whatever, the kids have some sort of permission from their parents before they scamper off into the wilderness with no one to protect them. Anyway, for the kids who decide not to go on adventures- or those who want to do it later, maybe- they likely go through school "normally". Or they have a break in between say, middle and high school or something where they have an option to go on Pokemon adventures then. Yes, I actually thought this stuff out. *Loser* ='D |
Of course there's pokémon schools. Haven't you played the games? There's schools and students everywhere :] Then of course there's the nerds and such.
Then there's the Devon company, where scientists come up with pokéball designs >> And there's only a few pokémarts, each with only one cashier. Maybe being employed as a cashier is a larger-than-life dream that only few accomplish. If you really want to work your way up in life, though, you'd be a moonrock crack addict and wind up being a "fanatic" that uses things like coffing to try and shank people for crack money. |
Don't you remember the pokeschool, or whatever, Fil?
I'm sure they have to spend a couple years there or something. It's like a charter school. |
Don't you remember the pokeschool, or whatever, Fil?
I'm sure they have to spend a couple years there or something. It's like a charter school. |
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